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Do you measure the density of your ejaculation?

damn I've been using it wrong

soyboys actually ejaculate more than filthy meateaters

>hes an ejaculate

@bentech semen is a good for restoring your skin moisture barrier

thanks

@JHWH leaking from your chastiny belt doesnt count

i bet you dont even know the vegangains video about soyboyism

someone bombing outside guys

@transience what do you use the scale for? Thinking about getting one for reloading but not sure if chink scales can get within .03 grams

what do..

unironically, I use it for measuring shakes

and the occasional chink tea

Thats no ironic at all, i fully expect you to be a soy boy.

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they're oats and peas 😖

there is no soy in his future food

>not eating OATZ AN' WHEY

You deserve trap aestics

Tfw the Steelers game today is so boring that they're not even airing it on NBC like usual

Instead, it's fucking women's skiing

>watching lithe women in lycra work up a sweat is boring

@Droidbot educate him on flat being justice

flat

IS

JUSTICE

FLAT GIRLS

ARE A PATRICIAN TASTE

THEYRE NOT HUGE

THEYRE JUST

PERKY

LITTLE

FLAT

TITS

AND THEY'RE GREAT

Right, but skiing is boring.

CAUSE YOU CAN PLAY WITH EM LIKE THE BIG ONES BUT THEYRE NOT ALWAYS IN THE WAY

@Matthew sprts are kind of boring in general, tbh

Guess I'll watch the Vikings like a fucking faggot

Says the Texans fan <:aliOK:251417852156837888> 👌 <:aliOK:251417852156837888> 👌