Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 398911008904708096


2018-01-05 18:46:13 UTC  

Stay off my private trackers you fuckboy

2018-01-05 18:46:25 UTC  

all you track are mcdonalds trucks

2018-01-05 18:46:32 UTC  

gedit lol

2018-01-05 18:46:37 UTC  

No empornium invite for you :^(

2018-01-05 18:46:41 UTC  

:C

2018-01-05 18:46:56 UTC  

tell me when the fat bullying is too much

2018-01-05 18:46:57 UTC  

tbh

2018-01-05 18:47:22 UTC  

i wouldnt want to be "that" guy

2018-01-05 18:47:47 UTC  

I hit the gym 5 days a week so it's fine. I wouldn't have told you I was fat if I was gonna be a sensitive little bitch about it

2018-01-05 18:48:02 UTC  

>goes to the gym 5 days a week
>still fat

2018-01-05 18:48:05 UTC  

how is that possible

2018-01-05 18:48:10 UTC  

you must do absolutely nothing in there

2018-01-05 18:48:12 UTC  

he goes to mac 7 times a week

2018-01-05 18:48:12 UTC  

thats how

2018-01-05 18:48:40 UTC  

20 minutes sitting on a bench looking at phone x failure

2018-01-05 18:48:44 UTC  

Because I was 300 lbs when I started I'm 35 pounds down from that

2018-01-05 18:48:53 UTC  

when did you start?

2018-01-05 18:49:08 UTC  

4-5 months ago?

2018-01-05 18:49:30 UTC  

300lb jesus lord

2018-01-05 18:49:38 UTC  

35lb is something I guess

2018-01-05 18:49:55 UTC  

I could drop a shitton of weight if I stopped staying hydrated. The water weight meme is real

2018-01-05 18:50:06 UTC  

I can't imagine carrying that around

2018-01-05 18:50:24 UTC  

it only becomes water weight in the negative sense when you have a salty diet

2018-01-05 18:50:31 UTC  

otherwise it helps with weight loss to be hydrated

2018-01-05 18:50:59 UTC  

The upside is I can lift like 500 lbs in the leg sled because I've been carrying my fat ass around for so long

2018-01-05 18:51:28 UTC  

I work in a hospital canteen, of course I have a salty diet my man. Salt is hard to affordably escape in burgerland

2018-01-05 18:52:19 UTC  

Just dont eat out. Tho my diet is pickle heavy anyway so I'm probably not any better

2018-01-05 18:52:30 UTC  

PICKJLE DIET

2018-01-05 18:52:31 UTC  

YES

2018-01-05 18:52:38 UTC  

Johnfrum's Pickle Diet 2018

2018-01-05 18:52:38 UTC  

can i get uhhhh pickle juice

2018-01-05 18:52:43 UTC  

buy it on Kindle now

2018-01-05 18:52:51 UTC  

But yeah, 300 lbs was my "what the fuck is wrong with me" moment. I calculated out my TDEE and it was something like 5000 calories. Just cutting my portions in half has been a huge improvement

2018-01-05 18:53:11 UTC  

how can you possibly have sex at 300lb

2018-01-05 18:53:16 UTC  

like that's crazy to me

2018-01-05 18:53:31 UTC  

Not a meme diet just i end up eating probably like a pound if some sort of fermented cabbage a day

2018-01-05 18:53:44 UTC  

Meaning I had to be eating 5000 calories AND THEN SOME in order to gain weight. Felt so gross

2018-01-05 18:53:53 UTC  

how do you even

2018-01-05 18:53:55 UTC  

how

2018-01-05 18:54:04 UTC  

Some with lunch and dinner

2018-01-05 18:54:04 UTC  

i sometimes down two cans of pringles a day