Message from @fuckthapolice

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2018-01-05 18:53:11 UTC  

how can you possibly have sex at 300lb

2018-01-05 18:53:16 UTC  

like that's crazy to me

2018-01-05 18:53:31 UTC  

Not a meme diet just i end up eating probably like a pound if some sort of fermented cabbage a day

2018-01-05 18:53:44 UTC  

Meaning I had to be eating 5000 calories AND THEN SOME in order to gain weight. Felt so gross

2018-01-05 18:53:53 UTC  

how do you even

2018-01-05 18:53:55 UTC  

how

2018-01-05 18:54:04 UTC  

Some with lunch and dinner

2018-01-05 18:54:04 UTC  

i sometimes down two cans of pringles a day

2018-01-05 18:54:09 UTC  

Fucking exactly.

2018-01-05 18:54:17 UTC  

he sits on his ass and talks to us/watches plex on his time off

2018-01-05 18:54:31 UTC  

go home gym master race Matthew

2018-01-05 18:54:51 UTC  

Before you do lay down foam and then plywood

2018-01-05 18:54:54 UTC  

It's fucking snacking. A cookie here, a sandwich there. It fucking adds up, and you don't even think about it because it took you like, 30 seconds to eat.

2018-01-05 18:55:00 UTC  

Deadlifts make a floor kill

2018-01-05 18:55:03 UTC  

vacuum man

2018-01-05 18:55:23 UTC  

I usually just use myfitnesspal to stay accountable

2018-01-05 18:55:27 UTC  

And fucking SODA, man. Drinkable calories are the fucking devil.

2018-01-05 18:55:38 UTC  

i do not pay attention to my health or weight at all

2018-01-05 18:55:40 UTC  

it works out somehow

2018-01-05 18:55:48 UTC  

I can tell

2018-01-05 18:55:51 UTC  

at least i hope it does

2018-01-05 18:55:59 UTC  

@fuckthapolice it all goes to your chin

2018-01-05 18:56:02 UTC  

chin bulk

2018-01-05 18:56:03 UTC  

Sure desperate dan

2018-01-05 18:56:09 UTC  

Ayyyy

2018-01-05 18:56:18 UTC  

So cutting out soda entirely, cutting my portions in half, and hitting the gym for 30-60 minutes, 5 days a week, that's what's been working for me.

2018-01-05 18:56:23 UTC  

what does the despacito dan even do

2018-01-05 18:56:28 UTC  

eats cow pie

2018-01-05 18:56:28 UTC  

is he like a mascot

2018-01-05 18:56:31 UTC  

Polish twinkz

2018-01-05 18:56:31 UTC  

oh

2018-01-05 18:56:40 UTC  

yeah he's from a British comic called the Dandy

2018-01-05 18:56:51 UTC  

whats the dandy look like

2018-01-05 18:57:21 UTC  

cheap print comic strips for kids

2018-01-05 18:57:25 UTC  

isnt that just dan

2018-01-05 18:57:37 UTC  

i thought dandy was a separate character

2018-01-05 18:57:41 UTC  

he's only one character in it

2018-01-05 18:57:43 UTC  

there's lots

2018-01-05 18:57:48 UTC  

but they cancelled it a while ago

2018-01-05 18:58:00 UTC  

Obviously when you're grossly obese like me, it's easier to lose weight. I burn 400 calories in 30 minute walking at a 15° degree incline at 3 MPH. It takes my gym buddy an hour to do that.