Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 401825580565397516


2018-01-13 19:49:57 UTC  

for health

2018-01-13 19:49:58 UTC  

<:tidepod:401447300796252160>

2018-01-13 19:49:59 UTC  

ahah

2018-01-13 19:50:02 UTC  

For your healf

2018-01-13 19:50:14 UTC  

the gf and I own 3 BD toys :3

2018-01-13 19:50:15 UTC  

i'd buy a bad dragon but it's too expensive

2018-01-13 19:50:18 UTC  

:(

2018-01-13 19:50:21 UTC  

Buy an anal fleshlight while you're at it

2018-01-13 19:50:25 UTC  

Makes it easier

2018-01-13 19:50:28 UTC  

For your healf

2018-01-13 19:50:36 UTC  

>Bad dragon dildo

2018-01-13 19:50:37 UTC  

an anal fleshlight

2018-01-13 19:50:39 UTC  

WHY

2018-01-13 19:50:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/401825406858166274/1_SNqz3aAgyUj8prbBYI_png.jpeg

2018-01-13 19:50:47 UTC  

yum

2018-01-13 19:50:47 UTC  

you're gonna have to go ahead and expand on that

2018-01-13 19:50:53 UTC  

I want to make tidepod candies now

2018-01-13 19:50:59 UTC  

hat does make me hungry

2018-01-13 19:51:10 UTC  

They DO look appetizing.

2018-01-13 19:51:14 UTC  

Octopus dildo > dragon dildo

2018-01-13 19:51:23 UTC  

But then again, I'm fat. Everything is appetizing to me.

2018-01-13 19:51:30 UTC  

@Shrimpf they have tentacle dildo tho. it's pretty cute

2018-01-13 19:51:37 UTC  

Dinosaur dick

2018-01-13 19:51:49 UTC  

Wow, that looks like shit

2018-01-13 19:51:49 UTC  

i aint clicking that

2018-01-13 19:51:50 UTC  

oh this is cute

2018-01-13 19:51:58 UTC  

deer penis best

2018-01-13 19:52:00 UTC  

just sayin

2018-01-13 19:52:05 UTC  

three types of people

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/401825755698429952/unknown.png

2018-01-13 19:52:08 UTC  

ah fuck, i clicked it

2018-01-13 19:52:19 UTC  

This chat summed up

2018-01-13 19:52:21 UTC  

@Lynxoid u wanna get impaled lmao

2018-01-13 19:52:25 UTC  

duck dick dildos when

2018-01-13 19:52:44 UTC  

Just use an actual corkscrew

2018-01-13 19:52:57 UTC  

They look like stabbing weapons

2018-01-13 19:53:14 UTC  

I think John is shaking his huge belt buckle disapprovingly at us right now

2018-01-13 19:53:24 UTC  

Big ass horsecock

2018-01-13 19:53:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/401826124054659073/unknown.png

2018-01-13 19:53:33 UTC  

Dont pin