>falling for the sugar jew's tricks

just eat less eggs, the fats are fine for you as long as youre active and actually necessary for metabolism. So is sugar but not in the amounts that people say is fine.

@NiceBear die

egg whites are a waste of time amd money unless you need a lot of protein and even then just drink powders

@NiceBear No more words from you

so these are the bants from the award winning 'Worst in Bantz' class

Hey, you should be on my side, we're both out of the superbowl now

I thought it was still going on?

The Steelers got BTFO by the Jags today

>tfw no riot juice this year

I'll have to pretend to like the Vikings if I'm to enjoy football for the rest of the season

@Matthew

why dont you support the eagles

Because they're faggots

@Matthew you hrut me with this handegg opinion

if the eagles go to hte superb owl

i get so much free food

real talk tho

how do people enjoy hand egg

You're american, stop meming by calling it handegg

but

i fucking like callling it handegg you fat piece of human garbage

Shh.

Shhh.

look matt, no matter how drunk i get, i cant compensate for the fact that no matter how insane i get you are still a useless hunk of lard

i just wanna sit here and joy my kung fu movie

and have friends i can trust

(tfw the friends i can trsut are all dead and im litearlly tlaking to ghost copies of them in m head to not snap)

You should go where they are

matt

..

matt

@Matthew do you want a mental map of the inner working of my mind

i can explain it

I know what the poop emoji looks like, no thanks

nah

its a graveyard

i miss alot of my friends

being a love sucks

but