how do people enjoy hand egg

You're american, stop meming by calling it handegg

but

i fucking like callling it handegg you fat piece of human garbage

Shh.

Shhh.

look matt, no matter how drunk i get, i cant compensate for the fact that no matter how insane i get you are still a useless hunk of lard

i just wanna sit here and joy my kung fu movie

and have friends i can trust

(tfw the friends i can trsut are all dead and im litearlly tlaking to ghost copies of them in m head to not snap)

You should go where they are

matt

..

matt

@Matthew do you want a mental map of the inner working of my mind

i can explain it

I know what the poop emoji looks like, no thanks

nah

its a graveyard

i miss alot of my friends

being a love sucks

but

its what they would ahve wanted

cool, nobody cares and nobody asked

wtf is taht

@Matthew

@Matthew

im going to tag @Matthew every message from now on for giggles

whats it about

Hardcore Henry is fun too

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

wtf

@johnfrum

why is matt such a homo

wut?

He just @ s random fucking people because he's lonely as fuck and has to obligate people to talk to him

@johnfrum what items do ou want off aliexpresss

none

>mfw i only highligh @Matthew to annoy him

>fw i acttuall wanna talk to jon

I have a cap of what to order and I already reached it.