Message from @Matthew

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2018-01-15 01:57:49 UTC  

@johnfrum nope there's another of the wall ingredient that completes it

2018-01-15 01:57:50 UTC  

@Matthew fruits have a lot of vitamins

2018-01-15 01:57:56 UTC  

of all fucking things, a lil bit of soysauce

2018-01-15 01:57:59 UTC  

and remember to eat your greens @Matthew

2018-01-15 01:58:33 UTC  

@NiceBear I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST

2018-01-15 01:59:16 UTC  

@Matthew this is crucial as vegetables are rich in essential antioxidants to keep you young and healthy

2018-01-15 02:00:13 UTC  

@Matthew and use vitamin C serum to rejuvenate your skin to mask signs of aging

2018-01-15 02:00:23 UTC  

Wait a minute...

2018-01-15 02:00:30 UTC  

Are you guys trying to turn me into a trap?

2018-01-15 02:00:32 UTC  

It adds an element of savory flavors but I've tried all the tricks to go vegetarian, one it was a waste of time to try and two I was miserable and annoyed for the half year I did it.

2018-01-15 02:00:52 UTC  

No one said anything about soy.

2018-01-15 02:01:03 UTC  

@JHWH did

2018-01-15 02:01:08 UTC  

🙀

2018-01-15 02:01:55 UTC  

soy sauce doesn't count really, main thing is the bulk soy in the form of milk and curds

2018-01-15 02:03:00 UTC  

>falling for the sugar jew's tricks

2018-01-15 02:04:10 UTC  

just eat less eggs, the fats are fine for you as long as youre active and actually necessary for metabolism. So is sugar but not in the amounts that people say is fine.

2018-01-15 02:04:11 UTC  
2018-01-15 02:05:38 UTC  

egg whites are a waste of time amd money unless you need a lot of protein and even then just drink powders

2018-01-15 02:08:14 UTC  

@NiceBear No more words from you

2018-01-15 02:09:00 UTC  

so these are the bants from the award winning 'Worst in Bantz' class

2018-01-15 02:09:42 UTC  

Hey, you should be on my side, we're both out of the superbowl now

2018-01-15 02:10:22 UTC  

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2018-01-15 02:10:35 UTC  

I thought it was still going on?

2018-01-15 02:10:49 UTC  

The Steelers got BTFO by the Jags today

2018-01-15 02:11:18 UTC  

>tfw no riot juice this year

2018-01-15 02:16:24 UTC  

I'll have to pretend to like the Vikings if I'm to enjoy football for the rest of the season

2018-01-15 02:20:33 UTC  
2018-01-15 02:20:44 UTC  

why dont you support the eagles

2018-01-15 02:20:50 UTC  

Because they're faggots

2018-01-15 02:20:51 UTC  

@Matthew you hrut me with this handegg opinion

2018-01-15 02:20:58 UTC  

if the eagles go to hte superb owl

2018-01-15 02:21:01 UTC  

i get so much free food

2018-01-15 02:21:21 UTC  

real talk tho

2018-01-15 02:21:26 UTC  

how do people enjoy hand egg

2018-01-15 02:21:57 UTC  

You're american, stop meming by calling it handegg

2018-01-15 02:23:49 UTC  

but

2018-01-15 02:24:02 UTC  

i fucking like callling it handegg you fat piece of human garbage

2018-01-15 02:24:09 UTC  

Shh.

2018-01-15 02:24:11 UTC  

Shhh.

2018-01-15 02:24:47 UTC  

look matt, no matter how drunk i get, i cant compensate for the fact that no matter how insane i get you are still a useless hunk of lard

2018-01-15 02:25:05 UTC  

i just wanna sit here and joy my kung fu movie