Message from @Matthew

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2018-02-18 02:04:04 UTC  

@Deleted User no they want to know what the canteen is serving

2018-02-18 02:04:10 UTC  

Protip

2018-02-18 02:04:15 UTC  

It's burgers

2018-02-18 02:04:20 UTC  

It's always burgers

2018-02-18 02:04:46 UTC  

>tfw the days of the lunchlady making food instead of microwaving conagra products are dead

2018-02-18 02:04:51 UTC  

can't you use your Trumpbux to go to a gym somewhere where you're not the resident grease slop cook?

2018-02-18 02:05:18 UTC  

Could, but that'd dip into my 4loko fund

2018-02-18 02:05:23 UTC  

like Planet Fitness<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-02-18 02:05:39 UTC  

How is this company making money

2018-02-18 02:05:59 UTC  

even before the autistic alarms they had nothing but shitty reviews from people who hate it there

2018-02-18 02:06:12 UTC  

they're really cheap and they give out free pizzas on Fridays

2018-02-18 02:06:25 UTC  

what else do you need

2018-02-18 02:06:36 UTC  

plus the "safe space for fat people" marketing works

2018-02-18 02:06:59 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-02-18 02:07:07 UTC  

>its real in some locations

2018-02-18 02:07:30 UTC  

Stop making burgers look bad, you numale fucks

2018-02-18 02:08:00 UTC  

there's similar kinds of gyms here but they're women only

2018-02-18 02:08:18 UTC  

same kind of "no grunting, no lunking" rules outside

2018-02-18 02:10:34 UTC  

>Matthew sees his gf mirin'

2018-02-18 02:10:55 UTC  

> implying she goes to the gym with me

2018-02-18 02:11:02 UTC  

Cute!

2018-02-18 02:11:46 UTC  

are there that many Mexicans over there?

2018-02-18 02:12:59 UTC  

must be like Polish in Scotland sort of

2018-02-18 02:13:14 UTC  

Probably in cali

2018-02-18 02:14:14 UTC  

That place is pretty much mexico woth higher taxes like 3 million students cant read english.

2018-02-18 02:15:00 UTC  

yeah, the Poles here don't really integrate either but I don't mind them

2018-02-18 02:15:23 UTC  

RIP fuckthapolice

2018-02-18 02:16:09 UTC  

Rip FTP

2018-02-18 02:16:15 UTC  

Rip Patrick

2018-02-18 02:16:23 UTC  

RIP comfy

2018-02-18 02:16:45 UTC  

I'm stronger than ever lad

2018-02-18 02:17:00 UTC  

Give it time

2018-02-18 02:17:01 UTC  

<:chaika:232792149874311168>

2018-02-18 02:17:07 UTC  

>we're all going to die

2018-02-18 02:18:05 UTC  

I'm doing well though, I'm just a lifelong shitposting addict and need to vent sometimes

2018-02-18 02:18:31 UTC  

I crave your abuse, so it's all good

2018-02-18 02:18:50 UTC  

Tell me again how I'm a shitter for not getting married

2018-02-18 02:19:23 UTC  

you're a shitter for staying in a relationship with someone who wants to be married, but I don't want to get married either

2018-02-18 02:20:06 UTC  

I was just brave enough to stand up for that

2018-02-18 02:20:38 UTC  

Mmmm