Message from @Matthew

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2018-02-18 01:45:16 UTC  

if it was possible to just sit on your ass and be healthy most would do that.

2018-02-18 01:46:04 UTC  

Do you walk over to people in restaurants and ask them how they like their meal?

2018-02-18 01:47:10 UTC  

I mean surely they're open to such a thing, otherwise they wouldn't eat in public

2018-02-18 01:47:33 UTC  

>tfw have an uncle that does this to people who are eating something he plans on ordering

2018-02-18 01:47:43 UTC  

Slay him

2018-02-18 01:48:26 UTC  

Lo

2018-02-18 01:48:31 UTC  

The funny thing is almost everyone responded honestly, I think they assume he is a manager or something

2018-02-18 01:49:00 UTC  

because what madman would just walk up to people who is not paid and ask them how thier meal is.

2018-02-18 01:49:07 UTC  

Or they don't want to cause a scene by telling this big Texan retard to fuck off

2018-02-18 01:49:57 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-02-18 01:50:05 UTC  

He might be a secret texan

2018-02-18 01:50:35 UTC  

Has big ass belt buckles and always wears flannels

2018-02-18 01:50:41 UTC  

We can't all be out and proud like you, John

2018-02-18 01:50:55 UTC  

I am not texan

2018-02-18 01:51:53 UTC  

i imagine you can get conversated while eating in greece too but rarely

2018-02-18 02:03:09 UTC  

@Matthew Don't worry Matt, they're only talking to you because they're envious of your muscular-yet-fat body and want tips

2018-02-18 02:03:35 UTC  

take it as a compliment

2018-02-18 02:04:01 UTC  

Real bulli hours

2018-02-18 02:04:04 UTC  

@Deleted User no they want to know what the canteen is serving

2018-02-18 02:04:10 UTC  

Protip

2018-02-18 02:04:15 UTC  

It's burgers

2018-02-18 02:04:20 UTC  

It's always burgers

2018-02-18 02:04:46 UTC  

>tfw the days of the lunchlady making food instead of microwaving conagra products are dead

2018-02-18 02:04:51 UTC  

can't you use your Trumpbux to go to a gym somewhere where you're not the resident grease slop cook?

2018-02-18 02:05:18 UTC  

Could, but that'd dip into my 4loko fund

2018-02-18 02:05:23 UTC  

like Planet Fitness<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-02-18 02:05:39 UTC  

How is this company making money

2018-02-18 02:05:59 UTC  

even before the autistic alarms they had nothing but shitty reviews from people who hate it there

2018-02-18 02:06:12 UTC  

they're really cheap and they give out free pizzas on Fridays

2018-02-18 02:06:25 UTC  

what else do you need

2018-02-18 02:06:36 UTC  

plus the "safe space for fat people" marketing works

2018-02-18 02:06:59 UTC  

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2018-02-18 02:07:07 UTC  

>its real in some locations

2018-02-18 02:07:30 UTC  

Stop making burgers look bad, you numale fucks

2018-02-18 02:08:00 UTC  

there's similar kinds of gyms here but they're women only

2018-02-18 02:08:18 UTC  

same kind of "no grunting, no lunking" rules outside

2018-02-18 02:10:34 UTC  

>Matthew sees his gf mirin'

2018-02-18 02:10:55 UTC  

> implying she goes to the gym with me

2018-02-18 02:11:02 UTC  

Cute!

2018-02-18 02:11:46 UTC  

are there that many Mexicans over there?