Yes just a huge buzzword collection

so how about you translate whatever the fuck you copied from google

Come work for us! Progress, synthesis, prosper, family, profits!

SYNERGY

BITCONNNEEEEECT

Deloitte provides audit, tax, corporate finance and consulting services to companies and institutions across all industries.

@Julian

I wonder if there's a English => HR Corpo Bullshit translator

nois

"we make power point presentations and get money for it"

I translated it to English

@Julian Deloitte offers services in the fields of economical review, tax consultation, corporate finance and company consulting for companies and institutions of all types.

Porco, that's even worse than I expected, what were you doing all day then?

You don't sound like an excel nerd

I don't want to go too much into details. It was a company fully owned by them that acted under another name

Because it was an investment and they didn't want to risk their name if that went wrong

I don't want to be doxed so I can't tell too much

arent deloitte a pretty big company

Yes

But that department wasn't

That's ok

But software development

It was more like "weren't you a programmer?" kind of question

But the last year I was 70 % software developer and 30 % scrum master

>scrum master

talking about buzzwords eh

AGILE

LEAN

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> master

STAND UP

WATERFALL

SPRINT

SMART GOALS

Come on scrum isn't that bad

shut up scrumscum

Just some people are too autistic about it

There are advantages and disadvantages of both scrum and the other way

Yes exactly

Scrum nazis suck

Scrumscum <:umaru:232470184445607937>

From my knowledge there is no one size fits all when it comes to software development