Message from @porco
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Well somebody thought of everything
The English results are just bs what a great company they are
Yes just a huge buzzword collection
so how about you translate whatever the fuck you copied from google
Come work for us! Progress, synthesis, prosper, family, profits!
SYNERGY
BITCONNNEEEEECT
Deloitte provides audit, tax, corporate finance and consulting services to companies and institutions across all industries.
I wonder if there's a English => HR Corpo Bullshit translator
nois
"we make power point presentations and get money for it"
I translated it to English
@Julian Deloitte offers services in the fields of economical review, tax consultation, corporate finance and company consulting for companies and institutions of all types.
Porco, that's even worse than I expected, what were you doing all day then?
You don't sound like an excel nerd
I don't want to go too much into details. It was a company fully owned by them that acted under another name
Because it was an investment and they didn't want to risk their name if that went wrong
I don't want to be doxed so I can't tell too much
arent deloitte a pretty big company
But that department wasn't
That's ok
But software development
It was more like "weren't you a programmer?" kind of question
But the last year I was 70 % software developer and 30 % scrum master
>scrum master
talking about buzzwords eh
AGILE
LEAN
<:pepewot:327934404234313739> master
STAND UP
WATERFALL
SPRINT
SMART GOALS
Come on scrum isn't that bad
shut up scrumscum
Just some people are too autistic about it
There are advantages and disadvantages of both scrum and the other way
Yes exactly
Scrum nazis suck