Message from @turnerturing

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2018-03-27 03:21:04 UTC  

so its basically just diarrhea for three days and after that youre good

2018-03-27 03:21:17 UTC  

i just started with a couple ice cubes in my drinks and worked my way up

2018-03-27 03:21:21 UTC  

never really got it

2018-03-27 03:21:21 UTC  

I guess he never learned from his mom to not swallow

2018-03-27 03:21:36 UTC  

i shave in the shower dumbass

2018-03-27 03:21:44 UTC  

its p easy to be exposed

2018-03-27 03:21:52 UTC  

also swam in the lake too

2018-03-27 03:22:14 UTC  

and its p hard to keep water out that way

2018-03-27 03:22:44 UTC  

>shave in the shower

2018-03-27 03:22:53 UTC  

Worst way imaginable.

2018-03-27 03:23:03 UTC  

manscaping and stuff

2018-03-27 03:23:06 UTC  

Big Mexican bears love smooth legs

2018-03-27 03:23:15 UTC  

^

2018-03-27 03:23:26 UTC  

honestly im a faggot so this is p mch it

2018-03-27 03:24:47 UTC  

I have a small mirror in there I shave with, its nice to do everything you need in the shower, rusts your razors something terrible if you leave it in

2018-03-27 03:24:48 UTC  

Since humans are mostly water, I wonder if drinking a beaner's cum will also give you Montezuma's revenge <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-03-27 03:25:03 UTC  

it doesnt work that way. Are you 12?

2018-03-27 03:25:14 UTC  

hes meming

2018-03-27 03:25:16 UTC  

Inches, bruh <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-03-27 03:25:22 UTC  

LMAO

2018-03-27 03:25:28 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-03-27 03:25:37 UTC  

w e w d a d d y

2018-03-27 03:25:40 UTC  

uwu

2018-03-27 03:25:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/428031883109203968/image.jpg

2018-03-27 03:25:55 UTC  

and beanland is p lit

2018-03-27 03:26:23 UTC  

🤺 🤺

2018-03-27 03:26:31 UTC  

guatemala is very elevated so its like consistently cali temps

2018-03-27 03:26:35 UTC  

75-80s

2018-03-27 03:26:42 UTC  

I've heard the further south you go in mexico the less shit

2018-03-27 03:26:42 UTC  

Looks nice. Where are the cartels?

2018-03-27 03:26:44 UTC  

gorgeous scenery, liqour is cheap

2018-03-27 03:26:56 UTC  

no cartels except hippie white girls

2018-03-27 03:27:02 UTC  

The farther away from Mexico you get, the better

2018-03-27 03:27:03 UTC  

cocaine dont grow there

2018-03-27 03:27:10 UTC  

only coffee, chocolate

2018-03-27 03:27:11 UTC  

Wait. What do you think cartels are

2018-03-27 03:27:21 UTC  

Hippy white girls?

2018-03-27 03:28:12 UTC  

the hippy white girl cartels that come through cities with daddys money carrying hella vicodin like "usted tiene marijuana"

2018-03-27 03:28:27 UTC  

mfw the estados unidos is actually ruining the latin american country???

2018-03-27 03:28:48 UTC  

....

2018-03-27 03:29:07 UTC  

Are you SURE you're not misusing the term "cartel"right now