Message from @turnerturing

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2018-03-27 03:04:34 UTC  

China does sound nice in small doses.

2018-03-27 03:12:34 UTC  

Very small doses

2018-03-27 03:13:02 UTC  

idk

2018-03-27 03:13:13 UTC  

like a two three month trip would be nice

2018-03-27 03:13:36 UTC  

its good to acclimated to a country so you can really start enjoying it

2018-03-27 03:13:44 UTC  

otherwise your trip feels touristy and rushed

2018-03-27 03:13:49 UTC  

imo

2018-03-27 03:14:28 UTC  

esp like my stay in beanland when you basically need a week of being sick before you can drink the water/really shower there

2018-03-27 03:14:54 UTC  

Asian countries will literally never accept you as more than a tourist. You can live there for 20 years and still be an outsider

2018-03-27 03:15:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/428029251631972354/download_20180326_144833.jpg

2018-03-27 03:15:47 UTC  

Showering isnt safe there? Really? Goddamn thats disgusting.

2018-03-27 03:16:59 UTC  

The water is so different than non-shithole counties, it takes a while for your gut bacteria to resign themselves to their fate

2018-03-27 03:17:41 UTC  

Drinking I understand but I didnt think you needed to acclimate to bathing in the stuff

2018-03-27 03:17:55 UTC  

You don't.

2018-03-27 03:18:17 UTC  

@Deleted User bathes with hIs mouth open like an idiot

2018-03-27 03:19:16 UTC  

meh

2018-03-27 03:19:19 UTC  

not really

2018-03-27 03:19:21 UTC  

but yeah

2018-03-27 03:19:28 UTC  

id rather just get it out of the wa

2018-03-27 03:19:29 UTC  

way

2018-03-27 03:19:42 UTC  

Maybe he shaves and brushes his teeth in the shower? I think its safe to have your skin make contact unless in a really bad part.

2018-03-27 03:20:23 UTC  

@johnfrum its not that the water is significantly dirtier there its just that the standard bacteria that are in even us/euro water is different over there

2018-03-27 03:20:37 UTC  

and your bodys own flora isnt accustomed to it

2018-03-27 03:21:04 UTC  

so its basically just diarrhea for three days and after that youre good

2018-03-27 03:21:17 UTC  

i just started with a couple ice cubes in my drinks and worked my way up

2018-03-27 03:21:21 UTC  

never really got it

2018-03-27 03:21:21 UTC  

I guess he never learned from his mom to not swallow

2018-03-27 03:21:36 UTC  

i shave in the shower dumbass

2018-03-27 03:21:44 UTC  

its p easy to be exposed

2018-03-27 03:21:52 UTC  

also swam in the lake too

2018-03-27 03:22:14 UTC  

and its p hard to keep water out that way

2018-03-27 03:22:44 UTC  

>shave in the shower

2018-03-27 03:22:53 UTC  

Worst way imaginable.

2018-03-27 03:23:03 UTC  

manscaping and stuff

2018-03-27 03:23:06 UTC  

Big Mexican bears love smooth legs

2018-03-27 03:23:15 UTC  

^

2018-03-27 03:23:26 UTC  

honestly im a faggot so this is p mch it

2018-03-27 03:24:47 UTC  

I have a small mirror in there I shave with, its nice to do everything you need in the shower, rusts your razors something terrible if you leave it in

2018-03-27 03:24:48 UTC  

Since humans are mostly water, I wonder if drinking a beaner's cum will also give you Montezuma's revenge <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-03-27 03:25:03 UTC  

it doesnt work that way. Are you 12?

2018-03-27 03:25:14 UTC  

hes meming