tfw no gf

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i would be bankrupt if had gf i guess

@Jobplane does she let you fuck her with the mercy outfit?

tfw bf ☺

tfw bf never listens to me in pubg and leaves me to die <:angery:423058200661590017>

play with me then

i wanna but im not home atm

i gotta farm bp for the new crate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRFUZBXOWZI

the best vine in existence

>tfw no whip to drive jews from the temple

One time I snapped a towel on my gf's ass so hard it split the skin and the towel frayed

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bro

No one man should have all this power

that's fine because you're a fox

>says I'm the serial killer

Projection at its finest

it wouldn't be /g/ without projection

@BIRDzone Sad!

But this isn't /g/

Should have of gotten a grillfiend

Fiend <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

it's /Computer Science g/ isnt it?

>debating getting a cetme parts kit despite the likelihood of me ever finishing it near zero because bayonets are on sale

I mean, she screeched, then immediately punched me in the jaw, so we're even

how hard

If any burgers wants a beaten up spainish bayonet they are pretty cheap now https://www.apexgunparts.com/cetme-c-bayonet-and-scabbard-type-2-fairtogood.html?

Let's just say that mat always carries a straw now <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

She's a handlet, so it's not like it destroyed me, but it wasn't a playful punch

Those are quite beaten up @johnfrum#8811

The hollow blade is normal, apparently they wanted a bolo style blade but were too pussy to fully commit to a machete on yhe end of a rifle

Geez

Just bring them to the recycling station

@Sdeck37 Fuck you.

Don't destroy weaponry.

>implying bayonets were ever used besides to pry open crates

If it's shit, I do

Make a better weapon out of it