One time I snapped a towel on my gf's ass so hard it split the skin and the towel frayed
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bro
No one man should have all this power
that's fine because you're a fox
>says I'm the serial killer
Projection at its finest
it wouldn't be /g/ without projection
@BIRDzone Sad!
But this isn't /g/
Should have of gotten a grillfiend
Fiend <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>
it's /Computer Science g/ isnt it?
>debating getting a cetme parts kit despite the likelihood of me ever finishing it near zero because bayonets are on sale
I mean, she screeched, then immediately punched me in the jaw, so we're even
how hard
If any burgers wants a beaten up spainish bayonet they are pretty cheap now https://www.apexgunparts.com/cetme-c-bayonet-and-scabbard-type-2-fairtogood.html?
Let's just say that mat always carries a straw now <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
She's a handlet, so it's not like it destroyed me, but it wasn't a playful punch
Those are quite beaten up @johnfrum#8811
The hollow blade is normal, apparently they wanted a bolo style blade but were too pussy to fully commit to a machete on yhe end of a rifle
Geez
Just bring them to the recycling station
@Sdeck37 Fuck you.
Don't destroy weaponry.
>implying bayonets were ever used besides to pry open crates
If it's shit, I do
Make a better weapon out of it
I bet you have more than once looked at getting a baoynet mount for your shotgun @Matthew
@johnfrum tfw the aftermarket for Stoeger p350 is fucking nonexistent
They just clamp on, they arent meant for actual hard use by anyone but edgefags
Haha get it? Edgefags? Bayonets?
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Man, I should get into scamming people on ebay with chink airsoft parts
John why do you say these things
I should get into scamming people in general
It's so easy sometimes, it's not even funny anymore
Need to get a stampset made that says made Made in the US
Because ebay sure as fuck isn't enforcing that shit.
I should get into hunting down and murdering bootleggers
@Matthew how serialkillery of you
