My wife likes it short

dude i look like a fucking neckbeard

no thanks

i refuse to grow a beard

Get one of those "dermaroller" things

i like being clean shaven

Look...are? 😛

Its not yet long enough that ai can actually do any neat braids yet except tiny ones

I break out if I shave too much

!rank

i feel like i would look better with a beard when i mentally fill in the gaps in my patchy facial hair but it won't grow in right for me so i have to shave it

I'm doing stuff <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

I look like A mix of Ted Bundy and Jim Carry shaved

!rank

So I dont shave

!rank

Wait how are we tied for 55

i have no idea lmao

**GO TO RANK thread AND DO THAT.**

how am i this high

THIS SYSTEM IS RIGGED

Both lvl 2

Oh wait we have none

Shit

Nevermind

I demand a recount

maybe because i post webm's in here daily

Shitpost harder

= rank increase

Based leveled up

Nah I'm too busy digging for truthful info to shitpost right now

Thanks for your effort

Means I can just lurk for info

Shitposting for right now is reserved for when the libcucks melt down when they realize trump is their next president 😂. At that point my shitposting rank will be over 9000

HAPPENING NOW: Trump Supporters Gather Outside NY Governor Andrew Cuomo’s House Chanting ‘We Will Rock You!’

LOL

Happening now: Andrew Cuomo contracts covid and cannot continue performing his duties as governor

Good. We could use a good stoning.