Message from @Matthew

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2018-04-02 23:45:03 UTC  

Ah yes

2018-04-02 23:45:38 UTC  

Hasnt updated in ages sad

2018-04-02 23:45:40 UTC  

>all this porn talk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/430513181102833674/1519157777901.png

2018-04-02 23:45:54 UTC  

Its a novel probably thsts why

2018-04-02 23:46:20 UTC  

Though one thing I know for certain regarding novels

2018-04-02 23:46:25 UTC  

They have the most retarded titles

2018-04-02 23:46:27 UTC  

Yea there are no normal people in this world

2018-04-02 23:46:31 UTC  

Only ignorant ones

2018-04-02 23:46:36 UTC  

And non

2018-04-02 23:46:44 UTC  

Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii desu ka?

2018-04-02 23:46:52 UTC  

Yeah i saw that

2018-04-02 23:46:56 UTC  

Im like wothfk

2018-04-02 23:47:13 UTC  

Also some are readable only on site

2018-04-02 23:47:21 UTC  

Cause autist translator

2018-04-02 23:47:34 UTC  

I download from troll something

2018-04-02 23:48:37 UTC  

Time to sleep

2018-04-02 23:50:11 UTC  

Sweet dreams of big anime titties

2018-04-02 23:54:40 UTC  

I dont discriminate against tit sizes

2018-04-02 23:56:16 UTC  

any tiddie a good titty as long as it's neither flat as a cutting board or too huge like a hot air balloon

2018-04-03 00:30:36 UTC  

People who have extremely specific tastes about titties have like, a 99% chance of being a virgin

2018-04-03 00:30:48 UTC  

110% if their preference is flat

2018-04-03 00:33:54 UTC  

>get asked if I was alright multiple times today
>was just worried about my drier not drying my clothes because I left it running after I left

2018-04-03 00:35:25 UTC  

That reminds me of that normie meme where a woman writes a huge diary entry about how her husband is distant and she thinks their relationship is coming to a crashing end

2018-04-03 00:35:46 UTC  

And his diary just says "motorcycle won't start, can't figure out why. "

2018-04-03 00:36:49 UTC  

Still kind of weird being asked that, it was on my mind most of my day tho

2018-04-03 00:38:18 UTC  

They're just trying to secure their survival when you finally snap and come in with a cleaver.

2018-04-03 00:38:39 UTC  

The Box Stacking Slasher

2018-04-03 00:39:35 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-04-03 00:39:59 UTC  

I was also thinking about making a sheath for my cleaver today to take it innawoods

2018-04-03 00:40:06 UTC  

Get out of my head

2018-04-03 00:41:29 UTC  

Dad ran over my saw after he borrowed it to do some trimming, they dont make the handle for it anymore. Fucking silky memes

2018-04-03 00:45:18 UTC  

3D print a new handle ya dummy

2018-04-03 00:45:29 UTC  

>dad ran over

2018-04-03 00:45:39 UTC  

make him buy you a new one

2018-04-03 00:47:09 UTC  

Speaking of, I have some coworker who constantly looks like she wants to die, and it's just that she's not a morning person. I make the mistake Every Single Time™ of asking her if everything is okay 😂

2018-04-03 00:49:55 UTC  

He felt bad and offered to buy a new one but like I said, the hamdle was discontinued, got spare blades for like a quarter of the price thinking I'll need to replace those way before the handle.

2018-04-03 00:50:33 UTC  

I'll just epoxy it on to some wood and call it a day

2018-04-03 00:53:17 UTC  

>asking if someone is okay

2018-04-03 00:53:29 UTC  

I didnt know that was a thing outsode of schools today

2018-04-03 01:00:58 UTC  

fuuuuck seaside