Message from @Lefteris
Discord ID: 434410799902097408
"Don't wanna pull out the wallet everytime you need to show conceal permit? Just grab the hot glue gun and glue the permit to the gun itself"
yeah ik matthew
or just pin the permit on your shirt
so everyone knows you are a big gun boy
Right, so... just better.
Also makes li'l Matty happy, 'cause they don't run on batteries.
im hoping greece goes cards only soon as well
Why not just make it best of both worlds
Cards only sounds stupid
cash and coins needs to die
smh
i look like big wallet boy everytime i go somewhere
But in cards only world you'd have to have multiple cards to make it rain
1-2 cards
why multiple
inb4 strippers will soon have card readers attatched to their bodies
Attach card to penis
Profit
>"oh yeah shake it baby"
strippers dont touch your penis
>scan the card
>trasnaction error
>"n-nevermind"
Strippers are literally hookers
depends on the club
They're just coy about it
we have proper hooker clubs
Aren't strippers just blueballing you tho
Like they will only tease not have sex
if u pay enough u get to fuck
Yeah
just gradually giff money
Because I'd rather use my hand than pay for sex
t. Jew
>going to a stripclub and not getting a real gf
You don't need to say that
wait before u are 30 virginless
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