Also gravy on the mashed potatoes

I still prefer my food al dente

You mean pureed food....

Pre chewed

The only teeth that I have lost, were do to the terrible dentist in the Army. All were rookies and slower than hell!

Boy it's really cold here in Bullhead City AZ, it's all the way down to 69 degrees. At night they say it will hit 55! Can you believe it?

@Clare P What kinds of poems do you prefer?
Every time Phil needs to get to know a new word. I crank out another 20 to 40 words 😂 😂 Al dente means to the tooth -- not gooey

Oh, a poem war....

Good luck 👏

*Who's guilty*
The wife wakes up from a dream,
She yells, *Hurry my husband is home!*
The husband wakes up,
*Jumps out the window*

Love Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Sassoon, Wilfred Owens, the English War poets, ancient Irish poetry translated, CS Lewis. Biblical poetry - The Psalms.....lots. Love words in general

That's good, Phil

@Clare P Then you must love the Dictionary! LoL - Hope you had a nice New Year for there in NI.

*from not for

Dam she found me - off to work I go! Bye for now!

Wilford Owen wrote intricate poems. Like Philip Larkin and T.S.Eliot. I have some early ones like that, but with simpler topics

*What’s the secret to a happy marriage?*
1). Find a woman who can cook and clean.
2). A woman who’s an animal in bed.
3). A woman with lots of money.
4). *Make sure these three women never meet*

My first one could never master cooking or cleaning. The second was an animal in bed but 3 years of listening to characters like Judge Judy in the background began to depress me. (Ha. And ANYTHING can become boring. ( ha

Husband: *Just once I wish you’d admit I’m right!*
Wife: *Just once, I wish you’d admit you’re wrong!*
Husband: *Fine! I’m wrong!*
Wife: *Finally, something you’re right about!*

God forgives, men forget, women remember EVERYTHING lol

Lols good one @Clare P

GG @PeacebewithYou!, you just advanced to level 2!

How does a man really satisfy his wife in bed?
*By sleeping on the sofa*

Husband standing in front of the mirror asks his wife:
*Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and bald?*
Wife replies:
*I do*

Some people say their wedding was the best day of their lives.
*I’m guessing they’ve never had two candy bars fall out of the vending machine simultaneously.*

@Clare P. SPOTTY
It came to me, in the course of time
That I was meant to write in rhyme --
I have no urge to tell long stories, with
drawn out explanations
I only mean to portray scenes, and tell
of exhaltations.
Our deepest emotions, our finest
thoughts,
Come not in pages, but just in spots.

From "First Cuts and the Deepest "
c. 1994

fabulous. 100% agree. Sometimes the whole wee story comes to you all in one go. Love it Lloyd

*Stuck On You*

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
cause I'm diabetic.

Ha 🤣

😂 <:boom:786404419712712724>

@Clare P @FaithPlusNothing @Free2Think @PeacebewithYou! @
MY MUSING MOM.

I visit her twice a year.
She can't speak ... seems not to see,
Yet she gives me sage advice
(I'm not sure how).

But, on the long drive home
(Two thousand miles of prairie and
desert),
I have time to think:
The gloss of life flows easily aside,
And I am left with whatever wisdom I
hold inside.

Under the influence of her eternal
Encouragement
I will rise:
My next bet will win;
My next dodge will be wise;
And lines that have churned inside
Will "Rise and Shine" ...
An event waiting for this time.

It's a skill akin to Godliness:
Being able to reach inside
We mounds of clay
And bring to light
What we might say.

c. 1994 & c2010

Wow that's beautiful @Lloyd Owen

❤❤❤❤❤

@PeacebewithYou!. Thanks 🙏

You're welcome Lloyd 😊 You have a way with words that I really admire. You and Clare P and so many here. I appreciate you 🙏😊

I'm honored 💙💙

They are at it @Lloyd Owen at #meme ... all meme hell break loose lols

What's a pedovores? 😳 if its gross dont tell me

Lady inTesco suit... love it lolols

Nevermind... answered my own q.. 🤮

I enjoyed the Twitter Saudis squad