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i dont think we even have "DUDE WEED LMAO" types here

Not everyone can be a seth rogen <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Fucking dead people holding up cargo bays, if you kick it overseas why the hell would you make your loved ones pay an extra 2000 to fly your corpse in a meat locker

Because people love their family and want to give them a proper burial, you autist

I mean, I get it but I also think that maybe cremation overseas would save a lot of trouble and cost. Not like the dead guy can appreciate the legroom

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May as well see them one more time. I dont really care how I get buried but my tombstone is going to be a solid chunk of cast iron or lead

Maybe copper if I really make it in life

For all I care, if I drop dead abroad, feed me to pigs or whatever and send an email to a crematorium in my home country instructing them to fill an urn with whatever ashes they have left over.

Oof

@johnfrum#8811 A slab of aluminium tbh!

Resistant to oxidation, and nobody will want to steal it.

Meh, I really want to make crackhead scrappers work for thier 30 dollars

Maybe throw out thier back and become heroin addicts too

A copper headstone would be worth a lot more than $30.

Thats what will eat at them in thier withdrawals

What if they just chip away at it?

i want a slab of plastic

Steal a file somewhere, crack up, and file away at your headstone during the night when they're high af.

pref bright red slab plastic

At that point they may as well go back to ripping out wiring

Sure, but does logic really apply?

Crackheads are ants

Ants arent smart but they are efficient

4 cubic feet of copper is a lot of money but opportunity cost of trying to move 2 tons of copper is not going to be in thier favor when there are poorly guarded vacent homes and office buildings everywhere.

Or if I really want to fuck with future scrappers I can make a plated copper stone and fill it with zinc like a penny

what about platsic gravestone

but filled iwth gold

@johnfrum#8811 What about a copper plated *actual* stone?

@bentech too avant-garde for me

Or something with pressurized cat piss, so that when they break it open they get a nice little surprise.

Also plastic headstones are a bad idea given sunlight degradation

thats kinda cool tbh

degrades like your body :^)

graves are a waste of space and morbid af

If you live in a place you need to worry about rogue scrappers they most likley have gaurds posted and cops nearby

Grave robbing is a profession that died with the steamshovel sadly