Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 441325490091982870


2018-05-02 19:31:57 UTC  

But its good here and my family is all here

2018-05-02 19:33:45 UTC  

I just got a summer job right after graduating, figured I'd make some extra dosh

2018-05-02 19:34:08 UTC  

But now I actually like it more than Po(or)land

2018-05-02 19:35:39 UTC  

btw i nailed my java exam

2018-05-02 19:35:41 UTC  

300/300 pts

2018-05-02 19:35:49 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-02 19:35:49 UTC  

Good job

2018-05-02 19:35:58 UTC  

Anal sex is like JAVA, it works on everything

2018-05-02 19:36:04 UTC  

LOL

2018-05-02 19:37:17 UTC  

@bentech that was certainly not a mistake

2018-05-02 19:39:18 UTC  

Macron is so awkward its cute

2018-05-02 19:39:27 UTC  

Tfw no slightly awkward French president bf

2018-05-02 19:39:47 UTC  

He is the anti christ

2018-05-02 19:43:14 UTC  

@johnfrum >calls me a snob
> immediately recommends not buying chink razors
<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-05-02 19:44:52 UTC  

I've had a Mühle for years, works great

2018-05-02 19:44:58 UTC  

Disposable multi blade razors are fine

2018-05-02 19:45:14 UTC  

But for the two sided safty razor its not worth the gamble

2018-05-02 19:45:41 UTC  

Well, that's what we were talking about, dipshit

2018-05-02 19:48:42 UTC  

Theres too many similar names for diffrent things

2018-05-02 19:49:49 UTC  

Damn, why is it so hard to get into these old lead acid batteries

2018-05-02 19:49:56 UTC  

Box, crate, package...

2018-05-02 19:49:57 UTC  

Almost like they dont want you inside

2018-05-02 19:51:06 UTC  

@Millwood nie słuchaj shrimpa, pierdoli jak potłuczony

2018-05-02 19:52:09 UTC  

Also since the topic is on razors

2018-05-02 19:52:24 UTC  

Why not buy one of those fancy electric shit

2018-05-02 19:52:36 UTC  

Electric Shaver or something

2018-05-02 19:54:04 UTC  

Also Hayde is on sale <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-05-02 20:01:57 UTC  

Electric shavers are fucking shit

2018-05-02 20:04:00 UTC  

Really?

2018-05-02 20:04:32 UTC  

Really

2018-05-02 20:04:34 UTC  

Never used one since I don't really shave much (fucking almost-neet laziness) but I always thought they were ok

2018-05-02 20:04:53 UTC  

Since if I had too long of a beard I have used one of those shitty family shavers you use for hair

2018-05-02 20:05:15 UTC  

this shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441329344770736128/big_9337_11340.png

2018-05-02 20:05:18 UTC  

They're decent for touchup or whatever, but for an actual shave, they're absolutely awful

2018-05-02 20:06:26 UTC  

@Shrimpf im playing comp matched with 5 French faggs

2018-05-02 20:10:13 UTC  

@sum that's for shaving your hair, not beard

2018-05-02 20:10:24 UTC  

yeah but it works if you wanna trim it

2018-05-02 20:10:34 UTC  

as in trim that fucker to tiny amount

2018-05-02 20:10:38 UTC  

won't completely shave it but helps

2018-05-02 20:13:25 UTC  

I got one that's advertised for both hair and beard

2018-05-02 20:13:52 UTC  

2 different attachments for it, the beard one for shorter lengths obviously