Message from @sum

Discord ID: 441690529131003904


2018-05-03 19:48:59 UTC  

@sum bolt action

2018-05-03 19:49:18 UTC  

And Tervy also has a license for a Bizon

2018-05-03 19:49:31 UTC  

And a recreational nuke

2018-05-03 19:49:37 UTC  

and aircraft carrier

2018-05-03 19:49:39 UTC  

And aircraft carrier

2018-05-03 19:49:41 UTC  

for said nuke

2018-05-03 19:49:48 UTC  

And an A10 for CAS

2018-05-03 19:49:57 UTC  

>when you hold in a fart but your stomach growls and it sounds like a fart anyway

2018-05-03 19:50:11 UTC  

Worse is when you hold in a fart and your stomach hurts

2018-05-03 19:50:33 UTC  

Worse is when you hold in a fart and it comes out your urethra instead

2018-05-03 19:50:40 UTC  

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

2018-05-03 19:52:22 UTC  

Imagine if male anatomy was closer to female anatomy and once in a month blood would come out from your peepee

2018-05-03 19:52:27 UTC  

oof

2018-05-03 19:53:00 UTC  

but thats already the case

2018-05-03 19:53:26 UTC  

Yeah blood comes to the penis not out of penis

2018-05-03 19:53:46 UTC  

Someone somewhere has a fetish for his testicular lining to slough off and go out through his peepee

2018-05-03 19:54:06 UTC  

do i want to google the term testicular lining and slough together

2018-05-03 19:54:12 UTC  

or live in bliss ignorance

2018-05-03 19:57:27 UTC  

Imagine sunburn but in your balls and out your dick

2018-05-03 20:00:28 UTC  

can't picture it

2018-05-03 20:03:44 UTC  

new pubg upgrade

2018-05-03 20:03:46 UTC  

10gb

2018-05-03 20:03:47 UTC  

oof

2018-05-03 20:04:14 UTC  

WTF

2018-05-03 20:04:18 UTC  

MY DOWNLOAD SPEED INCREASED

2018-05-03 20:04:52 UTC  

it will still take 3 hours tho

2018-05-03 20:16:13 UTC  

New map?

2018-05-03 20:17:15 UTC  

Oh fuck new event

2018-05-03 20:21:31 UTC  

Fuck there's storm outside and my phone only has 17% battery left

2018-05-03 20:22:36 UTC  

I passed 1h to cleanup the botnet in my google account

2018-05-03 20:22:51 UTC  

and boi they have gathered things on me

2018-05-03 20:23:20 UTC  

I cleaned up all that shit up and desactivate all botnets (you can)

2018-05-03 20:26:25 UTC  

you think you can*

2018-05-03 20:26:36 UTC  

i stopped caring tbh

2018-05-03 20:26:40 UTC  

What about Rodo

2018-05-03 20:27:24 UTC  

GDPR* Or whatever eu named it

2018-05-03 20:45:18 UTC  
2018-05-03 20:46:18 UTC  

@Tervy you can turn off 99% of the botnet

2018-05-03 20:47:09 UTC  

Its better than Facebook (that I am obliged to use for messenger to talk to normies cause I have somewhat of a normal life) that let you turn off like not even 20%

2018-05-03 20:58:34 UTC  

Thiccboi

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