Message from @Matthew

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2018-05-06 02:24:54 UTC  

Imagine if every tombstone in graveyard had comic sans

2018-05-06 02:25:16 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-05-06 02:25:45 UTC  

When you think avout it most early non runic grave inscriptjons probably look a bit like comic sans

2018-05-06 02:25:55 UTC  

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2018-05-06 02:25:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442512313329909771/B1iXOLDCYAAdySf.png

2018-05-06 02:33:22 UTC  

>impulse bought a gallon more apple juice because it was on sale for 4 bucks

2018-05-06 02:34:32 UTC  

This is rapidly starting to become a hoarding problem as my replacement yeast hasen't even come in yet

2018-05-06 02:34:45 UTC  

John, today I rented a Beretta M9

2018-05-06 02:34:50 UTC  

It was awful

2018-05-06 02:35:35 UTC  

Are you an Italo-phobe

2018-05-06 02:35:36 UTC  

It's a classic tho

2018-05-06 02:35:52 UTC  

But it felt like absolute shit

2018-05-06 02:36:05 UTC  

The trigger was coated in polymer

2018-05-06 02:36:09 UTC  

Literally why

2018-05-06 02:36:28 UTC  

The travel and uptake was uneven and long

2018-05-06 02:36:35 UTC  

Felt like shit

2018-05-06 02:36:43 UTC  

I think that was the range doing something weird to the trigger

2018-05-06 02:37:11 UTC  

Why would they modify a rental gun

2018-05-06 02:37:26 UTC  

Literally all they do is clean the guns like once a month

2018-05-06 02:37:52 UTC  

Maybe I'm just spoiled by my CZ

2018-05-06 02:38:03 UTC  

But even my Bersa felt better

2018-05-06 02:38:04 UTC  

M I L L I N G M A R K S

2018-05-06 02:38:26 UTC  

Man it feels good to post /k/ bait without shitting up the board

2018-05-06 02:38:30 UTC  

I don't see many on mine. Maybe I just don't know what I'm looking for?

2018-05-06 02:39:18 UTC  

It was probably a batch problem that got fixed but lead to infinity shitposts

2018-05-06 02:42:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442516484514644010/20180505_214213.jpg

2018-05-06 02:43:18 UTC  

Didn't clean it very well today, wanted to get on to other things

2018-05-06 02:47:12 UTC  

Ugh, that fucking mason jar meme...

2018-05-06 02:47:51 UTC  

Some mongoloid Twitch streamer asshole sitting there, sipping from his GIGANTIC fucking jar, which is so big he has to hold it in two hands.

2018-05-06 02:48:02 UTC  

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040> 🔫

2018-05-06 02:49:29 UTC  

> being so autistic that what someone drinks out of triggers you

2018-05-06 02:50:55 UTC  

^ mason cuck

2018-05-06 02:51:10 UTC  

^Handlet

2018-05-06 02:51:44 UTC  

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2018-05-06 02:57:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442520129612546059/2018-04-15-zsunday-shitposts.png

2018-05-06 02:57:06 UTC  

T A K Y O N

2018-05-06 03:00:38 UTC  

Wait

2018-05-06 03:00:47 UTC  

Do you actually drink from a mason jar

2018-05-06 03:01:12 UTC  

Matt, you shipboard loving Pinteresting etsy addict basic bitch

2018-05-06 03:02:07 UTC  

No, but I have one to swish my razor in to dislodge the hair

2018-05-06 03:02:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442521522356355092/20180505_220222.jpg