Who the fuck brings a screaming fucking infant baby 6AM in the subway sunday morning for fucks sake.

And the parents of course thinks this shit is cute

yeah,why did you not terminate them

What do you do 6am Sunday in a subway?

Omw to work

idk but what triggers me is mothers loudly baby-talking to their infants in the middle of a supermarket

sighhhh

kms

My pet peeve is people arguing with their SO over the phone in public

that's just funny though

@Matthew in speaker mode

when chavs do it

Like, loudly screaming into their phone and making hand movements

And think they are in a reality TV show

That's the worst

I use secret passwords when talking on phone " kiss him on the forehead and say last goodbye" That does mean we are going to buy some cheap buzz and eat sandwiches.

rate my autism from -100 to +100

Can't find my gun oil. Wonder if astroglide will work in the meantime.

any mineral oil will do fine

Tfw searching for information only yields the information that somebody already manufactures jerkoff lube called "gun oil"

Guess I'll never know and will have to spend the 6 bucks on a new bottle of hoppes oil

@johnfrum what kind of gun oil do you use

@Matthew that dude

" At the moment, I am unemployed, but I don't really mind since I saved up quite a lot of money from when I worked, receive money on a fortnightly basis from an organization known as Centrelink, and I also don't spend much at all, since I live with my parents."

he's ***literally*** a dole bludger

like

these are the kind of people

who get drug tested every quarter

@Timmy Turner tbh going vegan and joining crossfit was the best thing i did with life

i can do 1000 crossfit pullups

just ask @fedora

i also started drinking soy milk

to save the environment

and animals

this low effort irony is just as cancerous as the thing it attempts to parody

also i vape

get a fucking sense of humor

jesus fuck

soy milk and crossfit ❤ 🥛