Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 442550074216546306


2018-05-06 03:10:56 UTC  

John, give me a comfy YouTube channel to watch

2018-05-06 03:11:21 UTC  

report of the week,can not get comfier

2018-05-06 03:12:49 UTC  

authentic replica? is not that illegal. jumperino in to concluseriono

2018-05-06 03:13:15 UTC  

You never disappoint, Johnny

2018-05-06 03:28:54 UTC  

Back at it again

2018-05-06 04:41:39 UTC  

All the times I ever called someone autistic here

2018-05-06 04:41:41 UTC  

I'm sorry

2018-05-06 04:41:48 UTC  

THIS is autism

2018-05-06 04:51:10 UTC  

No

2018-05-06 04:51:19 UTC  

This is some advanced autism

2018-05-06 04:51:25 UTC  

Who the fuck brings a screaming fucking infant baby 6AM in the subway sunday morning for fucks sake.

2018-05-06 04:51:50 UTC  

And the parents of course thinks this shit is cute

2018-05-06 04:53:33 UTC  

yeah,why did you not terminate them

2018-05-06 04:54:07 UTC  

What do you do 6am Sunday in a subway?

2018-05-06 04:54:21 UTC  

Omw to work

2018-05-06 04:54:24 UTC  

idk but what triggers me is mothers loudly baby-talking to their infants in the middle of a supermarket

2018-05-06 04:54:29 UTC  

sighhhh

2018-05-06 04:54:30 UTC  

kms

2018-05-06 04:55:59 UTC  

My pet peeve is people arguing with their SO over the phone in public

2018-05-06 04:56:14 UTC  

that's just funny though

2018-05-06 04:56:14 UTC  

@Matthew in speaker mode

2018-05-06 04:56:16 UTC  

when chavs do it

2018-05-06 04:56:23 UTC  

Like, loudly screaming into their phone and making hand movements

2018-05-06 04:56:31 UTC  

And think they are in a reality TV show

2018-05-06 04:56:36 UTC  

That's the worst

2018-05-06 05:04:16 UTC  

I use secret passwords when talking on phone " kiss him on the forehead and say last goodbye" That does mean we are going to buy some cheap buzz and eat sandwiches.

2018-05-06 05:04:27 UTC  

rate my autism from -100 to +100

2018-05-06 05:14:46 UTC  

Can't find my gun oil. Wonder if astroglide will work in the meantime.

2018-05-06 05:15:45 UTC  

any mineral oil will do fine

2018-05-06 05:17:26 UTC  

Tfw searching for information only yields the information that somebody already manufactures jerkoff lube called "gun oil"

2018-05-06 05:17:55 UTC  

Guess I'll never know and will have to spend the 6 bucks on a new bottle of hoppes oil

2018-05-06 05:18:17 UTC  

@johnfrum what kind of gun oil do you use

2018-05-06 07:36:19 UTC  

@Matthew that dude

2018-05-06 07:36:32 UTC  

" At the moment, I am unemployed, but I don't really mind since I saved up quite a lot of money from when I worked, receive money on a fortnightly basis from an organization known as Centrelink, and I also don't spend much at all, since I live with my parents."

2018-05-06 07:36:39 UTC  

he's ***literally*** a dole bludger

2018-05-06 07:40:55 UTC  

like

2018-05-06 07:41:02 UTC  

these are the kind of people

2018-05-06 07:41:09 UTC  

who get drug tested every quarter

2018-05-06 08:12:18 UTC  

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