Message from @transience

Discord ID: 442650217041494018


2018-05-06 04:56:36 UTC  

That's the worst

2018-05-06 05:04:16 UTC  

I use secret passwords when talking on phone " kiss him on the forehead and say last goodbye" That does mean we are going to buy some cheap buzz and eat sandwiches.

2018-05-06 05:04:27 UTC  

rate my autism from -100 to +100

2018-05-06 05:14:46 UTC  

Can't find my gun oil. Wonder if astroglide will work in the meantime.

2018-05-06 05:15:45 UTC  

any mineral oil will do fine

2018-05-06 05:17:26 UTC  

Tfw searching for information only yields the information that somebody already manufactures jerkoff lube called "gun oil"

2018-05-06 05:17:55 UTC  

Guess I'll never know and will have to spend the 6 bucks on a new bottle of hoppes oil

2018-05-06 05:18:17 UTC  

@johnfrum what kind of gun oil do you use

2018-05-06 07:36:19 UTC  

@Matthew that dude

2018-05-06 07:36:32 UTC  

" At the moment, I am unemployed, but I don't really mind since I saved up quite a lot of money from when I worked, receive money on a fortnightly basis from an organization known as Centrelink, and I also don't spend much at all, since I live with my parents."

2018-05-06 07:36:39 UTC  

he's ***literally*** a dole bludger

2018-05-06 07:40:55 UTC  

like

2018-05-06 07:41:02 UTC  

these are the kind of people

2018-05-06 07:41:09 UTC  

who get drug tested every quarter

2018-05-06 08:12:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442599476339802112/IMG_20180506_101205.jpg

2018-05-06 11:33:03 UTC  

@Timmy Turner tbh going vegan and joining crossfit was the best thing i did with life

2018-05-06 11:33:11 UTC  

i can do 1000 crossfit pullups

2018-05-06 11:33:17 UTC  

just ask @fedora

2018-05-06 11:33:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442650138213744650/autistic.png

2018-05-06 11:33:48 UTC  

i also started drinking soy milk

2018-05-06 11:33:55 UTC  

to save the environment

2018-05-06 11:33:59 UTC  

and animals

2018-05-06 11:34:04 UTC  

this low effort irony is just as cancerous as the thing it attempts to parody

2018-05-06 11:34:04 UTC  

also i vape

2018-05-06 11:34:08 UTC  

get a fucking sense of humor

2018-05-06 11:34:10 UTC  

jesus fuck

2018-05-06 11:34:12 UTC  

soy milk and crossfit ❤ 🥛

2018-05-06 11:34:20 UTC  

you think im joking do you 😡

2018-05-06 11:34:28 UTC  

@fedora tell him

2018-05-06 11:34:35 UTC  

@transience is mod of soy boy discord

2018-05-06 11:34:44 UTC  

autism is impermeable

2018-05-06 11:34:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/442650452086095892/Screenshot_20180506_123445.png

2018-05-06 11:35:04 UTC  

@Timmy Turner what further proof do you need?

2018-05-06 11:35:08 UTC  

>unironically using discord and having friends online

2018-05-06 11:35:12 UTC  

this is the problem

2018-05-06 11:35:17 UTC  

you think you're in a position to mock this shit

2018-05-06 11:35:20 UTC  

WEW

2018-05-06 11:35:21 UTC  

but you're simply an echo of it

2018-05-06 11:35:28 UTC  

you don't even fucking know what wew is

2018-05-06 11:35:40 UTC  

Timmy is the guy in the thread that always spergs out about discord

2018-05-06 11:35:40 UTC  

you're a goddamned simulacrum gazing mongo