ate an entire medium mushroom pizza for dinner last night. The shit I took this morning was legendary

even your body rejects food now

I know better than my body

although a medium pizza doesn't seem like much

size-wise, no, not really

but it's a shitload of calories and grease for sure

sure is

sometimes i'd eat one too

right, but I DON'T want to die

really

r-really

let's swap our wills to live then

willingness?

you can only do that via ass2mouth interface

take your tongue out then :3

I heard Matthew getting bullied in the general

living the fatso's life

yeah people are jealous of him being able to afford more food than them

federal burger flipper 4 lyfe

something else free today on humble?

how about you go to the website and check, you lazy cunt

i am on the website you freddie spamming fag, but they are usually really secretive on things that are free

1-900-490-FUCK YOU

<https://www.reddit.com/r/freegamesonsteam> or <https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeGameFindings/>

https://escargot.log1p.xyz/

>momment

Aka MSN emulator

people who can't spell shouldn't fucking translate

Spelling mistakes are acceptable in my opinion

It's much worse when there are grammar errors

yeah its not like they messed grammar

xd

Typical euro scum

Your wrong

bro us english is made so u wont make errors

typical second rate englishers

I bet he calls Lifts an "elevator"

Guys, please stop <:kms:327934280619655179>

And Undergrounds "Subway"

I bet you call clocks "timepieces"