Message from @Matthew

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2018-05-12 14:59:12 UTC  

Executing MySQL UPDATE on 320 000 rows at once

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2018-05-12 15:29:41 UTC  

fuckin pollen everywhere

2018-05-12 15:35:51 UTC  

Its annoying but at least I dont have allergues like some fag

2018-05-12 15:37:00 UTC  

me neither but I really like fresh air

2018-05-12 15:37:22 UTC  

so its either having windows open and having lots of pollen inside everywhere or rotting away in my own gasses

2018-05-12 15:40:23 UTC  

in other news, steam controller now supports Bluetooth via Bluetooth Low Energy

2018-05-12 15:40:38 UTC  

so you can now use it with mobile devices without dongles

2018-05-12 16:04:12 UTC  

Who the actual fuck still uses the steam controllersw

2018-05-12 16:04:19 UTC  

I sold mine within a month of getting it

2018-05-12 16:05:34 UTC  

they do look p bad

2018-05-12 16:26:18 UTC  

they're comfy as fuck

2018-05-12 16:26:26 UTC  

but BLE support for mobile sucks

2018-05-12 16:26:33 UTC  

got lizard mode only (mouse/kb emu)

2018-05-12 16:27:35 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> You're still alive, huh?

2018-05-12 16:28:10 UTC  

you haven't had a heart attack yet, huh?

2018-05-12 16:28:27 UTC  

I wouldn't say that

2018-05-12 16:28:30 UTC  

I just haven't died

2018-05-12 16:28:42 UTC  

I'm just a living golem of cholesterol at this point

2018-05-12 16:29:13 UTC  

ate an entire medium mushroom pizza for dinner last night. The shit I took this morning was legendary

2018-05-12 16:29:27 UTC  

even your body rejects food now

2018-05-12 16:29:46 UTC  

I know better than my body

2018-05-12 16:29:50 UTC  

although a medium pizza doesn't seem like much

2018-05-12 16:30:09 UTC  

size-wise, no, not really

2018-05-12 16:30:17 UTC  

but it's a shitload of calories and grease for sure

2018-05-12 16:31:57 UTC  

sure is

2018-05-12 16:32:02 UTC  

sometimes i'd eat one too

2018-05-12 16:35:04 UTC  

right, but I DON'T want to die

2018-05-12 16:38:49 UTC  

really

2018-05-12 16:39:04 UTC  

r-really

2018-05-12 16:39:13 UTC  

let's swap our wills to live then

2018-05-12 16:39:21 UTC  

willingness?

2018-05-12 16:39:28 UTC  

you can only do that via ass2mouth interface

2018-05-12 16:40:38 UTC  

take your tongue out then :3

2018-05-12 16:48:53 UTC  

I heard Matthew getting bullied in the general

2018-05-12 16:49:04 UTC  

living the fatso's life

2018-05-12 16:49:17 UTC  

yeah people are jealous of him being able to afford more food than them

2018-05-12 16:50:25 UTC  

federal burger flipper 4 lyfe

2018-05-12 17:04:37 UTC  

something else free today on humble?

2018-05-12 17:05:20 UTC  

how about you go to the website and check, you lazy cunt

2018-05-12 17:08:08 UTC  

i am on the website you freddie spamming fag, but they are usually really secretive on things that are free

2018-05-12 17:09:11 UTC  

1-900-490-FUCK YOU