Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 444898994947096586
fuckin pollen everywhere
Its annoying but at least I dont have allergues like some fag
me neither but I really like fresh air
so its either having windows open and having lots of pollen inside everywhere or rotting away in my own gasses
in other news, steam controller now supports Bluetooth via Bluetooth Low Energy
so you can now use it with mobile devices without dongles
Who the actual fuck still uses the steam controllersw
I sold mine within a month of getting it
they do look p bad
they're comfy as fuck
but BLE support for mobile sucks
got lizard mode only (mouse/kb emu)
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> You're still alive, huh?
you haven't had a heart attack yet, huh?
I wouldn't say that
I just haven't died
I'm just a living golem of cholesterol at this point
ate an entire medium mushroom pizza for dinner last night. The shit I took this morning was legendary
even your body rejects food now
although a medium pizza doesn't seem like much
size-wise, no, not really
but it's a shitload of calories and grease for sure
sure is
sometimes i'd eat one too
right, but I DON'T want to die
really
r-really
let's swap our wills to live then
willingness?
you can only do that via ass2mouth interface
take your tongue out then :3
I heard Matthew getting bullied in the general
living the fatso's life
yeah people are jealous of him being able to afford more food than them
federal burger flipper 4 lyfe
something else free today on humble?
how about you go to the website and check, you lazy cunt
i am on the website you freddie spamming fag, but they are usually really secretive on things that are free
1-900-490-FUCK YOU