And their Taj Mahal is actually turning green

But they blame pollution

Goddamn, never visiting India

POOllution

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There's some faggot in the library with the alarm-warning-danger sound as his message notification or something

And it's going off like every 5 minutes

hack him

71 chapters for first kiss

This is fine

@Julian You should study to become a librarian for 3 years, then shush him. That'll teach him a lesson.

@Lefteris Probably non-consensual anyway.

Probably the famous "woops I tripped and we accidentally kissed" trope

71? What gay comic is that?

who said anything about comic

The"tripped and fell" shit doesn't happen in books, does it?

maybe it does <:GWfroggyPepoSmug:398570232647647242>

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jake bullying matthew

cant think of a better thing to wake up to

guess a specific thing i don't like

Life

life is kinda meh. wrong answer

females

stupid guessing games

I heard alarm danger sound

The only danger sound I like is the nostromo destruction sound

a hint: the thing i don't like is from asia

Real gentooman hours

I'm so sorry for you, Jules.

But at least you can just replace the trackpad and get proper buttons.

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the chad x200 vs the numale t431s

You have black paint on your screen, how can you use that?

Typical power, owns a thonkpad but it's really useless

Less power consumption. A real Linux wizard doesn't need the distraction of a screen, instead relying on the LEDs to strobe whatever output is desired.

yes

i can confirm

How do you not show up in mirror? @Julian

Are you a vampire?

Not even the mirror is showing up. What is this wizardry?