Message from @Japheth

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2020-10-01 14:53:24 UTC  

A staple of Trump's diet is Diet Coke, but I'm nervous about that part. I hate diet soda, and I'm not excited about the prospect of having to drink as much as I can in a single day. I start off with a seltzer to ease into it.

2020-10-01 14:53:25 UTC  

weak

2020-10-01 14:53:41 UTC  

and it's diet coke too, which in fairness is nasty a/f, but still you'd think if he drinks disgusting ass le croix that he would be okay with diet soda

2020-10-01 14:53:42 UTC  

cream soda i prolli me fav

2020-10-01 14:53:51 UTC  

is*

2020-10-01 14:54:10 UTC  

i like how he has to cheat constantly in his attempt

2020-10-01 14:54:35 UTC  

like really? How the fuck hard can it be to eat some mcdonalds?

2020-10-01 14:55:08 UTC  

haha when he eats the cereal

2020-10-01 14:55:18 UTC  

he has lactaid milk

2020-10-01 14:55:21 UTC  

savage

2020-10-01 14:55:22 UTC  

trump hardly eats cereal or breakfast

2020-10-01 14:55:31 UTC  

he oculd have skipped that

2020-10-01 14:55:39 UTC  

i hate cereal

2020-10-01 14:55:41 UTC  

i also do that, i usualyl skip breakfast, not a big fan of breakfast type food

2020-10-01 14:55:48 UTC  

i dont do breakfast either, never have

2020-10-01 14:55:53 UTC  

same

2020-10-01 14:55:53 UTC  

Same

2020-10-01 14:55:54 UTC  

i liek ceral, i'll eat from time to time, but usualyl i don't do breakfast

2020-10-01 14:56:05 UTC  

I work better when I'm hungry

2020-10-01 14:56:13 UTC  

todays jlp is quite good

2020-10-01 14:56:17 UTC  

i liek the Trump's eatingh abits are pretty much exact same as mine

2020-10-01 14:56:21 UTC  

i dont, i just dont like eating soon as i wake

2020-10-01 14:56:23 UTC  

except i dont' do diet soda

2020-10-01 14:56:51 UTC  

i do drink probably close to 12 regular cokes though

2020-10-01 14:57:23 UTC  

lol ya'll thought i was joking but i done told you Coca-Cola + McDonald's = the super secret super American food

2020-10-01 14:57:32 UTC  

all the suepr Americans eat McDonalds

2020-10-01 14:57:44 UTC  

this made me laugh when i first found out about it, but it's true

2020-10-01 14:57:56 UTC  

dominoes lol

2020-10-01 14:58:08 UTC  

i never had dominos actually

2020-10-01 14:58:08 UTC  

shoot i can eat a whole pizza by myself lol

2020-10-01 14:58:19 UTC  

they don't got many dominos around here, the nearest is a few towns over

2020-10-01 14:58:45 UTC  

Brooklyn crust with black olives roasted red peppers and steak

2020-10-01 14:58:54 UTC  

oh i hate black olives

2020-10-01 14:58:58 UTC  

its not bad, i mean its not boardwalk pizza from up north but meh

2020-10-01 14:59:00 UTC  

ohhh i LOVE them

2020-10-01 14:59:08 UTC  

yea i know you liek your olives

2020-10-01 14:59:08 UTC  

olives me fav food EVER

2020-10-01 14:59:25 UTC  

i will eat an entire jar of olives in a sitting lol

2020-10-01 14:59:33 UTC  

did you ever try Donato's?

2020-10-01 14:59:50 UTC  

For dinner, I decide to get Trump's favorite food: steak. I found a place in Brooklyn that sells a reasonable New York strip (his favorite cut) and ordered it well done with ketchup. When the plate was set in front of me, it became clear why he takes it with ketchup — it's the only way to get any flavor out of a dried-out, burnt-to-a-crisp hunk of well-done meat. It's not bad, per se, but it's not great either. I feel the need to apologize to the waiter.