Message from @Japheth
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A staple of Trump's diet is Diet Coke, but I'm nervous about that part. I hate diet soda, and I'm not excited about the prospect of having to drink as much as I can in a single day. I start off with a seltzer to ease into it.
weak
and it's diet coke too, which in fairness is nasty a/f, but still you'd think if he drinks disgusting ass le croix that he would be okay with diet soda
cream soda i prolli me fav
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i like how he has to cheat constantly in his attempt
like really? How the fuck hard can it be to eat some mcdonalds?
haha when he eats the cereal
he has lactaid milk
savage
trump hardly eats cereal or breakfast
he oculd have skipped that
i hate cereal
i also do that, i usualyl skip breakfast, not a big fan of breakfast type food
i dont do breakfast either, never have
same
Same
i liek ceral, i'll eat from time to time, but usualyl i don't do breakfast
I work better when I'm hungry
todays jlp is quite good
i dont, i just dont like eating soon as i wake
except i dont' do diet soda
i do drink probably close to 12 regular cokes though
lol ya'll thought i was joking but i done told you Coca-Cola + McDonald's = the super secret super American food
all the suepr Americans eat McDonalds
this made me laugh when i first found out about it, but it's true
dominoes lol
i never had dominos actually
shoot i can eat a whole pizza by myself lol
they don't got many dominos around here, the nearest is a few towns over
Brooklyn crust with black olives roasted red peppers and steak
oh i hate black olives
its not bad, i mean its not boardwalk pizza from up north but meh
ohhh i LOVE them
yea i know you liek your olives
olives me fav food EVER
i will eat an entire jar of olives in a sitting lol
did you ever try Donato's?
For dinner, I decide to get Trump's favorite food: steak. I found a place in Brooklyn that sells a reasonable New York strip (his favorite cut) and ordered it well done with ketchup. When the plate was set in front of me, it became clear why he takes it with ketchup — it's the only way to get any flavor out of a dried-out, burnt-to-a-crisp hunk of well-done meat. It's not bad, per se, but it's not great either. I feel the need to apologize to the waiter.