Message from @Shalom

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2020-10-01 14:56:05 UTC  

I work better when I'm hungry

2020-10-01 14:56:13 UTC  

todays jlp is quite good

2020-10-01 14:56:17 UTC  

i liek the Trump's eatingh abits are pretty much exact same as mine

2020-10-01 14:56:21 UTC  

i dont, i just dont like eating soon as i wake

2020-10-01 14:56:23 UTC  

except i dont' do diet soda

2020-10-01 14:56:51 UTC  

i do drink probably close to 12 regular cokes though

2020-10-01 14:57:23 UTC  

lol ya'll thought i was joking but i done told you Coca-Cola + McDonald's = the super secret super American food

2020-10-01 14:57:32 UTC  

all the suepr Americans eat McDonalds

2020-10-01 14:57:44 UTC  

this made me laugh when i first found out about it, but it's true

2020-10-01 14:57:56 UTC  

dominoes lol

2020-10-01 14:58:08 UTC  

i never had dominos actually

2020-10-01 14:58:08 UTC  

shoot i can eat a whole pizza by myself lol

2020-10-01 14:58:19 UTC  

they don't got many dominos around here, the nearest is a few towns over

2020-10-01 14:58:45 UTC  

Brooklyn crust with black olives roasted red peppers and steak

2020-10-01 14:58:54 UTC  

oh i hate black olives

2020-10-01 14:58:58 UTC  

its not bad, i mean its not boardwalk pizza from up north but meh

2020-10-01 14:59:00 UTC  

ohhh i LOVE them

2020-10-01 14:59:08 UTC  

yea i know you liek your olives

2020-10-01 14:59:08 UTC  

olives me fav food EVER

2020-10-01 14:59:25 UTC  

i will eat an entire jar of olives in a sitting lol

2020-10-01 14:59:33 UTC  

did you ever try Donato's?

2020-10-01 14:59:50 UTC  

For dinner, I decide to get Trump's favorite food: steak. I found a place in Brooklyn that sells a reasonable New York strip (his favorite cut) and ordered it well done with ketchup. When the plate was set in front of me, it became clear why he takes it with ketchup — it's the only way to get any flavor out of a dried-out, burnt-to-a-crisp hunk of well-done meat. It's not bad, per se, but it's not great either. I feel the need to apologize to the waiter.

2020-10-01 15:00:03 UTC  

new york strip is my favorite cut too

2020-10-01 15:00:09 UTC  

hahaha, i like steak well done, no ketchup tho, eww not on steak, one needs steak sauce or bbq

2020-10-01 15:00:20 UTC  

yea no ketchup, that's weird lol

2020-10-01 15:00:27 UTC  

rib eye t bone prime rib i like most of um

2020-10-01 15:00:28 UTC  

i just use a little worcestershire sauce

2020-10-01 15:00:36 UTC  

i even like chuck steak so lol its still beef

2020-10-01 15:00:49 UTC  

and no, dont think donantos is around here

2020-10-01 15:01:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457991466174906368/761241278296883200/5a5301f93225de9b198b4be7.png

2020-10-01 15:01:10 UTC  

there's some in florida but idk how close to you they are

2020-10-01 15:01:26 UTC  

i mean dude, that looks good to me, this beta soy boy whining about it lol

2020-10-01 15:01:40 UTC  

lol

2020-10-01 15:01:57 UTC  

this is what happens when they try to eat like super saiyans liek us

2020-10-01 15:02:19 UTC  

and how you gonna let them overcook your steak? ffs send it back

2020-10-01 15:02:28 UTC  

Day 7. Honestly, I don't know how much more I can take of the punishment. The thought of bacon, eggs, or any kind of breakfast sandwich in the morning makes me gag, so I grab an oatmeal bar from the office kitchen instead. It tastes like release.

2020-10-01 15:02:43 UTC  

hahahahahah granola eating beta bitch boy

2020-10-01 15:03:08 UTC  

i like granola bars for a snack, not for a meal though

2020-10-01 15:03:28 UTC  

lol he cheats the entire time, he doesn't even commit to the basic Super American diet

2020-10-01 15:03:39 UTC  

literally all he had to do was eat McDonald's every day for a week