Message from @Japheth

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2020-10-01 14:44:40 UTC  

lol if you replace diet coke with regular coke, i have the exact same diet as Trump, Murica a/f

2020-10-01 14:45:44 UTC  

lol some soyboy tried to replcate the Super American diet and he couldn't do it lol

2020-10-01 14:48:30 UTC  

damn i made myself hungry

2020-10-01 14:51:19 UTC  

lmao

2020-10-01 14:52:07 UTC  

i am only on coca cola number 5, i've been cutting down

2020-10-01 14:52:51 UTC  

haha

2020-10-01 14:53:04 UTC  

dude says he had to start off with a seltzer to ease into the diet coke

2020-10-01 14:53:07 UTC  

soyboy beta

2020-10-01 14:53:12 UTC  

lol yea

2020-10-01 14:53:24 UTC  

A staple of Trump's diet is Diet Coke, but I'm nervous about that part. I hate diet soda, and I'm not excited about the prospect of having to drink as much as I can in a single day. I start off with a seltzer to ease into it.

2020-10-01 14:53:25 UTC  

weak

2020-10-01 14:53:41 UTC  

and it's diet coke too, which in fairness is nasty a/f, but still you'd think if he drinks disgusting ass le croix that he would be okay with diet soda

2020-10-01 14:53:42 UTC  

cream soda i prolli me fav

2020-10-01 14:53:51 UTC  

is*

2020-10-01 14:54:10 UTC  

i like how he has to cheat constantly in his attempt

2020-10-01 14:54:35 UTC  

like really? How the fuck hard can it be to eat some mcdonalds?

2020-10-01 14:55:08 UTC  

haha when he eats the cereal

2020-10-01 14:55:18 UTC  

he has lactaid milk

2020-10-01 14:55:21 UTC  

savage

2020-10-01 14:55:22 UTC  

trump hardly eats cereal or breakfast

2020-10-01 14:55:31 UTC  

he oculd have skipped that

2020-10-01 14:55:39 UTC  

i hate cereal

2020-10-01 14:55:41 UTC  

i also do that, i usualyl skip breakfast, not a big fan of breakfast type food

2020-10-01 14:55:48 UTC  

i dont do breakfast either, never have

2020-10-01 14:55:53 UTC  

same

2020-10-01 14:55:53 UTC  

Same

2020-10-01 14:55:54 UTC  

i liek ceral, i'll eat from time to time, but usualyl i don't do breakfast

2020-10-01 14:56:05 UTC  

I work better when I'm hungry

2020-10-01 14:56:13 UTC  

todays jlp is quite good

2020-10-01 14:56:17 UTC  

i liek the Trump's eatingh abits are pretty much exact same as mine

2020-10-01 14:56:21 UTC  

i dont, i just dont like eating soon as i wake

2020-10-01 14:56:23 UTC  

except i dont' do diet soda

2020-10-01 14:56:51 UTC  

i do drink probably close to 12 regular cokes though

2020-10-01 14:57:23 UTC  

lol ya'll thought i was joking but i done told you Coca-Cola + McDonald's = the super secret super American food

2020-10-01 14:57:32 UTC  

all the suepr Americans eat McDonalds

2020-10-01 14:57:44 UTC  

this made me laugh when i first found out about it, but it's true

2020-10-01 14:57:56 UTC  

dominoes lol

2020-10-01 14:58:08 UTC  

i never had dominos actually

2020-10-01 14:58:08 UTC  

shoot i can eat a whole pizza by myself lol

2020-10-01 14:58:19 UTC  

they don't got many dominos around here, the nearest is a few towns over