It's the fact that the taste isn't covered up with a kilo of sugar

How fat are you @Matthew

@MrChubbs 280 lbs

Yeah, I often just drink junk shit like Cola or other *healthy* drinks like that so on the off-chance I'm drinking water I can't stand water+carbon alone

Swearing off actual soda was the single biggest contribution I've made thus far to reducing my caloric intake, tbh

By the way aren't you afraid of diabetes tho?

No, not really

I'm not THAT fat, and it doesn't run in my family

Well shit, my grandpa had it and the whole bullshit of genes from person activating in their grandchildren makes me worried

Diabetes seems to be an old fat black woman's disease, honestly

Though I don't do jack shit to not be in danger of getting it <:hms:311152554618912768>

It seems like they literally all have it

Do Americans drink everything carbonated?

I've never had carbonated orange juice

Yeah, right

that sounds like fanta <:downs:355737951918882846>

That's Orange flavored, not orange juice

Amerisharts woke up huohh

Well it was fun while it lasted guys huooh

@fedora I went to the gun range yesterday

There was a bunch of kids there shooting an AR

Upon closer examination, they weren't kids

They were Manlets. 5'3" at the very most

I was laffin

Hahaha manlits

Todlers

@JHWH and so it starts huohh...

They were having trouble hitting a man-sized target at 25 feet. With a rifle

This is why Manlets can't even do a shooting well

@Matthew school shooters in training?

adorable

They were well above 25

Kindergarten shooters <:pepewot:327934404234313739>

They were just subhuman manlets

@sum that's called a pedophile

😂

Mayb they just looked old

Why do you discrimate against kids who just want to shoot up school if they look older

They had a kid sitting out in the lobby

He was about 8

Everyone should be allowed to shoot up their school