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2018-05-28 18:16:15 UTC  

Who talks about not maintaining

2018-05-28 18:16:32 UTC  

It grows but i dont like how it looks

2018-05-28 18:16:42 UTC  

Huoohh

2018-05-28 18:16:49 UTC  

Its not soy beard

2018-05-28 18:17:26 UTC  

Atleast im not fat so i have jawline huohh

2018-05-28 18:17:55 UTC  

It's like normal hair but inconsistent?

2018-05-28 18:18:21 UTC  

tfw fat AND have jawline

2018-05-28 18:18:25 UTC  

get rekt

2018-05-28 18:19:00 UTC  

Its not jawline if there is bunch of fat on it

2018-05-28 18:19:01 UTC  

Huohhh

2018-05-28 18:19:51 UTC  

my chink genes mean I can't grow a beard

2018-05-28 18:20:20 UTC  

I'm sorry your thin, birdlike bones can't be defined like the big,strong, well-fed bones of a working man <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-28 18:23:51 UTC  

Christ, who made light beer. This tastes like veer but with seltzer added to it.

2018-05-28 18:23:52 UTC  

Why

2018-05-28 18:24:26 UTC  

That's why I'm a ciderboi

2018-05-28 18:24:34 UTC  

>light beer

2018-05-28 18:24:34 UTC  

It's just carbonated apple juice

2018-05-28 18:24:42 UTC  

with alcohol, obvs

2018-05-28 18:24:44 UTC  

I like cider

2018-05-28 18:25:08 UTC  

Per abv it was cheaper than vodka

2018-05-28 18:25:10 UTC  

Is light beer with less calories or less %nts

2018-05-28 18:25:15 UTC  

%nts

2018-05-28 18:25:17 UTC  

I forgot how its for americans

2018-05-28 18:25:18 UTC  

Both I think

2018-05-28 18:25:35 UTC  

one thing though

2018-05-28 18:25:42 UTC  

it sure tastes like watered down piss

2018-05-28 18:25:47 UTC  

I think it's mainly calories, the abv is lower as a side effect

2018-05-28 18:25:53 UTC  

I think I'll freeze it and then try to distill it down

2018-05-28 18:25:54 UTC  

We now have light long drink that does not have sugar

2018-05-28 18:25:56 UTC  

kek

2018-05-28 18:26:02 UTC  

Its actually better than normal long drinks

2018-05-28 18:26:29 UTC  

Normal long drinks taste too sugary

2018-05-28 18:26:35 UTC  

@Matthew >tfw blueballed from my cider making by killing my yeast

2018-05-28 18:26:41 UTC  

Fucking metric

2018-05-28 18:26:52 UTC  

get more yeast?

2018-05-28 18:27:12 UTC  

wait, the recipe called for metric and you used imperial?

2018-05-28 18:27:13 UTC  

kek

2018-05-28 18:27:13 UTC  

On the way but everything is shutdown for now so friday at the earliest

2018-05-28 18:27:20 UTC  

One of the reasons I don't drink anymore is because my ciders are like, 250 kcal/can

2018-05-28 18:27:23 UTC  

huuuuuh

2018-05-28 18:27:30 UTC  

that's a lot of kcals