Old Matthew paid half of the bill and told them to, well, I won't repeat his exact words!

I receive a bill every month, but nothing happens past that!

You don't pay the bill?

>matt didnt use a fake identity

This fucking guy

That was OLD Matt!

New Matt takes the advice of his friends!

>taking the advice to commit identity theft and fraud

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I trust you all to lead me down the right path!

Identity theft of dead people shouldnt be a crime

Thats what the germans were told when they listend to hitler

Wat?

@johnfrum that's right! And Old Matthew is irrevocably, permanently, and most assuredly dead.

good matt

i believe in the new you

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Thanks!

I liked old biyter and angry mayy

matt the angrymolesterposter

John, you should drink sprite! It's been found to prevent and treat the symptoms of hangovers quite well!

John, can I be candid with you for a second?

do i wanna g o to a spanish bakery tomorrow

🤔

@Pawp you certainly don't have to, but the option is there!

I thibk there is enough water in this to stop hangovers

And go for it

@johnfrum You're my friend! 😊

john

i think you need to drink more

I reciprocate but with the addendum I have no idea how drunk I am or am not right now

@Pawp all out now

how

>he doenst keep celebratory scotch and wine on him all the time

I dont keep alcohol in the houde unless for immediate consumptiom

Drink enough water to match the amount of alcohol you drank! You might need to tinkle a lot, but you'll avoid dehydration!

dehydration causes me to wakeup in the middle of the night

@johnfrum what you're describing is called Binge Drinking, John!

>I don't keep alcohol in the house
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You shouldn't do this!

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