Well, you're my friend, so I feel comfortable telling you!

I was experiencing shooting pains in my right testicle!

>testicular cancer

im sorry matt

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Debilitating! For a week straight!

Okay but where do the antibiotics come in

I went to the hospital and got a palpation and ultrasound, but they found nothing wrong! The pain subsided 2 days later!

This was 2 years ago! My antibiotics dose from a few days ago was for an unrelated issue!

Christ, you're still paying for them finding nothing two years ago?

Burger want it that way

Old Matthew paid half of the bill and told them to, well, I won't repeat his exact words!

I receive a bill every month, but nothing happens past that!

You don't pay the bill?

>matt didnt use a fake identity

This fucking guy

That was OLD Matt!

New Matt takes the advice of his friends!

>taking the advice to commit identity theft and fraud

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I trust you all to lead me down the right path!

Identity theft of dead people shouldnt be a crime

Thats what the germans were told when they listend to hitler

Wat?

@johnfrum that's right! And Old Matthew is irrevocably, permanently, and most assuredly dead.

good matt

i believe in the new you

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Thanks!

I liked old biyter and angry mayy

matt the angrymolesterposter

John, you should drink sprite! It's been found to prevent and treat the symptoms of hangovers quite well!

John, can I be candid with you for a second?

do i wanna g o to a spanish bakery tomorrow

🤔

@Pawp you certainly don't have to, but the option is there!

I thibk there is enough water in this to stop hangovers

And go for it

@johnfrum You're my friend! 😊

john

i think you need to drink more