@johnfrum that's right! And Old Matthew is irrevocably, permanently, and most assuredly dead.

good matt

i believe in the new you

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Thanks!

I liked old biyter and angry mayy

matt the angrymolesterposter

John, you should drink sprite! It's been found to prevent and treat the symptoms of hangovers quite well!

John, can I be candid with you for a second?

do i wanna g o to a spanish bakery tomorrow

🤔

@Pawp you certainly don't have to, but the option is there!

I thibk there is enough water in this to stop hangovers

And go for it

@johnfrum You're my friend! 😊

john

i think you need to drink more

I reciprocate but with the addendum I have no idea how drunk I am or am not right now

@Pawp all out now

how

>he doenst keep celebratory scotch and wine on him all the time

I dont keep alcohol in the houde unless for immediate consumptiom

Drink enough water to match the amount of alcohol you drank! You might need to tinkle a lot, but you'll avoid dehydration!

dehydration causes me to wakeup in the middle of the night

@johnfrum what you're describing is called Binge Drinking, John!

>I don't keep alcohol in the house
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You shouldn't do this!

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In my opinion, at least!

What do you do if you get guests on Sunday?

I crunched the numbers wrong, I didnt even drink the equivlent of two shots

I thi k I'm just ill

Ibuprofen mate

@johnfrum Illness is 80% mental, John! Keep your chin up!

John wtf

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matt

how hard is it to make donut from scratch

I don't want to give you bad advice, so I can't say for sure, but isn't it just fried dough and sugar?

@Pawp mainly waiting

For the yeast to proof