i should go pick it up and restore it

i need a bike rack for my honda civic

so its like

$50

I've been meaning to buy myself a bike! But I'm working on consolidating and eliminating my debt. Responsibility before frivolity, I always say!

>being in debt

truly terrifying

i managed to spend only like $50 the last 2 weeks so im going to make bank wiht my new paycheck firday

I bought things Old Matt thought he needed, but now all my excess income is going towards paying it off!

what things

sell me things

I bought a gaming PC, some guns, and some incidentals, including a hospital bill!

Isn't this refreshing, guys? My old avatar has filled me with new Optimism!

Its creepy and grating

Grating? You missed the cheese conversation, silly! Have you sobered up at all?

No, I'm three more seltzer beers in

What laid you up at the hospital?

Hmmmm

Well, you're my friend, so I feel comfortable telling you!

I was experiencing shooting pains in my right testicle!

>testicular cancer

im sorry matt

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Debilitating! For a week straight!

Okay but where do the antibiotics come in

I went to the hospital and got a palpation and ultrasound, but they found nothing wrong! The pain subsided 2 days later!

This was 2 years ago! My antibiotics dose from a few days ago was for an unrelated issue!

Christ, you're still paying for them finding nothing two years ago?

Burger want it that way

Old Matthew paid half of the bill and told them to, well, I won't repeat his exact words!

I receive a bill every month, but nothing happens past that!

You don't pay the bill?

>matt didnt use a fake identity

This fucking guy

That was OLD Matt!

New Matt takes the advice of his friends!

>taking the advice to commit identity theft and fraud

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I trust you all to lead me down the right path!

Identity theft of dead people shouldnt be a crime

Thats what the germans were told when they listend to hitler