Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 450888001350795264


2018-05-29 04:28:49 UTC  

I'm sorry for saving this without permission, but I think it illustrates my point quite well!

2018-05-29 04:28:50 UTC  

john

2018-05-29 04:28:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/450878168090279936/Screenshot_20180528-230850.jpg

2018-05-29 04:28:58 UTC  

should i go to teh gym or go right home

2018-05-29 04:30:51 UTC  

if i had the money id actually probably get a training sword and do a sword based workout

2018-05-29 04:31:28 UTC  

Kendo always looked neat to me!

2018-05-29 04:35:23 UTC  

@johnfrum I wonder why you think my angry responses are somehow more genuine than positive ones! How do you know for sure which one is forced?

2018-05-29 04:38:10 UTC  

That is my favorite kind of comedy. I might honestly respond to an ad like that, just to see how it goes.

2018-05-29 04:38:21 UTC  

Although I believe CL personals are gone now, right?

2018-05-29 04:40:48 UTC  

I'm assuming that personal ads aren't REALLY gone, they've just moved to a different part of the site

2018-05-29 04:45:42 UTC  

<:cackle:412189750972121088>

2018-05-29 04:57:48 UTC  

I can feel the moon tugging at my sanity

2018-05-29 04:58:12 UTC  

It's almost time for New Matthew to go

2018-05-29 04:58:35 UTC  

Remember me, friends

2018-05-29 05:01:31 UTC  

@Matthew because im resul to change

2018-05-29 05:01:56 UTC  

>tfw cloudy

2018-05-29 05:02:46 UTC  

Sober up, John. It's late.

2018-05-29 05:03:10 UTC  

Im sober already

2018-05-29 05:05:10 UTC  

would be a perfect match for our guy.

2018-05-29 05:06:23 UTC  

Have I showed you my dog?

2018-05-29 05:07:56 UTC  

I have the best dog.

2018-05-29 05:19:09 UTC  

Thanks! He was a little bastard when he was a puppy, but with training, he's perfect now! Food aggression was the biggest problem

2018-05-29 05:19:33 UTC  

I wonder where he could have picked that up

2018-05-29 05:24:49 UTC  

@johnfrum that was a good bant, John!

2018-05-29 05:48:22 UTC  

@Matthew was your dog overweight?

2018-05-29 05:49:25 UTC  

No, never

2018-05-29 06:21:14 UTC  

With electrical sorcery of course

2018-05-29 07:32:18 UTC  

That describes me perfectly

2018-05-29 07:34:44 UTC  

About accurate, cunt

2018-05-29 07:51:53 UTC  

@Shell with a power supply

2018-05-29 09:10:27 UTC  

I wish I could learn reverse engineering

2018-05-29 09:10:34 UTC  

But I rarted

2018-05-29 09:10:36 UTC  

It was crazy

2018-05-29 09:12:30 UTC  

Good stuff

2018-05-29 09:12:41 UTC  

The making of is also real fun

2018-05-29 09:41:34 UTC  

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/450956863291523082/unknown.png

2018-05-29 09:56:38 UTC  

You read it?