Or shokting at the cops

Only licenced law enforcement agencies should have guns! Just relax and call the cops if something happens!

Nice picture!

If it's okay with you, I'm going to save it to my hard drive!

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I dont want to live with this Matt

I don't understand! Everyone gave Old Matthew grief for his personality, so why are you not supporting New Matthew?

I think you're just tired, John. And drunk people aren't necessarily known for their openness to change.

Old Matt was genuine, new Matt sounds like a cunt.

Also if drunk people arent opem to change how come people fuck traps drunk

🤔

I believe being drunk doesn't make people do things do things they wouldn't normally do so much as remove the inhibitions that prevented it in the first place!

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matts right here

its like hypnotism you cant force someone to stab there SO, they have to already want to stab there SO

Its a question of openness to change, which drunkenness generally facilitates

I'm sorry for saving this without permission, but I think it illustrates my point quite well!

john

should i go to teh gym or go right home

if i had the money id actually probably get a training sword and do a sword based workout

Kendo always looked neat to me!

@johnfrum I wonder why you think my angry responses are somehow more genuine than positive ones! How do you know for sure which one is forced?

That is my favorite kind of comedy. I might honestly respond to an ad like that, just to see how it goes.

Although I believe CL personals are gone now, right?

I'm assuming that personal ads aren't REALLY gone, they've just moved to a different part of the site

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I can feel the moon tugging at my sanity

It's almost time for New Matthew to go

Remember me, friends

@Matthew because im resul to change

>tfw cloudy

Sober up, John. It's late.

Im sober already

would be a perfect match for our guy.

Have I showed you my dog?

I have the best dog.

Thanks! He was a little bastard when he was a puppy, but with training, he's perfect now! Food aggression was the biggest problem

I wonder where he could have picked that up

@johnfrum that was a good bant, John!

@Matthew was your dog overweight?