Message from @Philip R

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2021-01-01 02:37:54 UTC  

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2021-01-01 02:37:58 UTC  

I got my 11yo a gaming system for Christmas... Haven't been able to pry him from it for more than a few minutes for 6 days now. I may have made a tactical error. 😉

2021-01-01 02:38:09 UTC  

No @ doc

2021-01-01 02:38:18 UTC  

its on video, and its a game.

2021-01-01 02:38:25 UTC  

No

2021-01-01 02:38:25 UTC  

Works

2021-01-01 02:39:08 UTC  

before they ring the bell, I pick up my reciever, hooked to a chorus box mike, and say: "I am the lord thy God!"

2021-01-01 02:39:12 UTC  

sometimes they listen.

2021-01-01 02:39:19 UTC  

@TaLoN132 ha ha .UBetcha

2021-01-01 02:40:13 UTC  

"Thau shallst not ring bells. Not 1. Not 3, not 2. Zero is the number of bells thou shallst ring."

2021-01-01 02:40:14 UTC  

What the fuck is wrong with you ? I don't want a man i have to second guess all day.

2021-01-01 02:40:22 UTC  

I don't play games with the JWs. I challenge them on the evidence for their views. They don't come back.

2021-01-01 02:40:46 UTC  

What is a JW ?

2021-01-01 02:40:56 UTC  

What is the derivation of 'popo'? Police Officer P________? O______? Or what?

2021-01-01 02:41:02 UTC  

JW = Jehovah's Witness.

2021-01-01 02:41:07 UTC  

oh

2021-01-01 02:41:12 UTC  

well

2021-01-01 02:41:14 UTC  

"so taketh thou, thou holy ringfinger and goweth in peace"

2021-01-01 02:41:26 UTC  

Urban slang...

2021-01-01 02:41:27 UTC  

"goweth"??

2021-01-01 02:41:45 UTC  

@Philip R Law enforcement officer, LEO

2021-01-01 02:41:50 UTC  

I'm old guys, give me a minute to catch up.

2021-01-01 02:42:24 UTC  

@busillis Great....road trips will never be the same again...

2021-01-01 02:42:29 UTC  

An old gamer??? Is that an oxymoron?

2021-01-01 02:42:48 UTC  

'Goweth' is Norwegio-Elizabethan for 'go'

2021-01-01 02:43:21 UTC  

@Doc downtown will be no good and the camping ground?

2021-01-01 02:43:39 UTC  

@TaLoN132 wasn't mean't to be. I am old and I'm mostly right

2021-01-01 02:44:02 UTC  

Whoosh

2021-01-01 02:44:09 UTC  

Well, I'm reasonably familiar with older English, but not Norwegio-Elizabethian, so that must explain it!

2021-01-01 02:44:47 UTC  

Or you could answer the door..."Thank Satan your are here... we were afraid we wouldn't have anyone for the sacrifice. Come on in."

2021-01-01 02:44:47 UTC  

oof true that

2021-01-01 02:45:00 UTC  
2021-01-01 02:45:10 UTC  
2021-01-01 02:46:13 UTC  

True. But then that would be a lie, and I want them to see the fallacy of their views, so no, I wouldn't do that. And no way would I thank Satan for anything.

2021-01-01 02:46:14 UTC  

@Philip R, you just advanced to level 1!

2021-01-01 02:46:37 UTC  

The bar is pretty low all you need is an RV and a computer and some way to project the sound and you too can create mayhem in American cities...@Doc

2021-01-01 02:46:48 UTC  

You would'nt.

2021-01-01 02:47:06 UTC  

@busillis Good time to be a ventriloquist

2021-01-01 02:47:33 UTC  

"if you can hear this voice, evacuate now!" and you have the bus to yourself