Message from @Doc

Discord ID: 779345516143706144


2020-11-20 13:55:44 UTC  

@Adam135 Ok, well then ME for president, since everyone else is a pedo.

2020-11-20 13:55:51 UTC  

well, hebo, rather.

2020-11-20 13:55:59 UTC  

Obviously I intend to do shady surgeries in my basement.

2020-11-20 13:56:16 UTC  

That was my first thought.

2020-11-20 13:56:20 UTC  

It's not mine. Lol.

2020-11-20 13:56:34 UTC  

But then I thought...if it is shady...what would he need an autoclave for?

2020-11-20 13:56:46 UTC  

And my first thought was someone either is wanting to start a tattoo business or piercing business.

2020-11-20 13:57:16 UTC  

"OCD-Tattoo!"

2020-11-20 13:57:27 UTC  

"now with an autoclave!"

2020-11-20 13:57:41 UTC  

I imagine you'd save money over time if you used one.

2020-11-20 13:57:48 UTC  

idk, I don't use them obviously.

2020-11-20 13:57:51 UTC  

No law suits for hep C

2020-11-20 13:58:04 UTC  

saves you money, but the lawyer starves

2020-11-20 13:58:49 UTC  

Reminds me of a friend at JH. He has a bumper sticker saying: "Support your local Lawyer. Become a Doctor!"

2020-11-20 13:59:52 UTC  

Only reason I can tell it's an autoclave is because my father was a bmet tech and had to fix them all the time when I was a kid.

2020-11-20 14:00:07 UTC  

And I presumed they're still as expensive.

2020-11-20 14:00:10 UTC  

usefull skill

2020-11-20 14:00:20 UTC  

The high end ones are, yes.

2020-11-20 14:00:29 UTC  

Im sure someone in china makes a cheap one.

2020-11-20 14:00:40 UTC  

ali express autoclave. 9.99

2020-11-20 14:00:50 UTC  

goes all the way to 62 degrees!

2020-11-20 14:00:58 UTC  

(celcius)

2020-11-20 14:01:01 UTC  

I can check the brand for you, sec.

2020-11-20 14:01:46 UTC  

STATIM 2000.

2020-11-20 14:03:37 UTC  

a casette one?

2020-11-20 14:04:00 UTC  

I think so?

2020-11-20 14:04:02 UTC  

I think its dental.

2020-11-20 14:04:15 UTC  

outside my competency.

2020-11-20 14:04:25 UTC  

I start at the gums/canium.

2020-11-20 14:04:34 UTC  

Everything, including the root, is not my business.

2020-11-20 14:04:44 UTC  

Unless there is a root abscess. Then its my business.

2020-11-20 14:04:54 UTC  

It's the G4 one, I just looked on the site.

2020-11-20 14:05:46 UTC  

pretty sure that is dental.

2020-11-20 14:06:05 UTC  

or for dwarf surgery, possibly.

2020-11-20 14:06:28 UTC  

"...and you have my autoclave!"
"gee, thanks mr. Gimli..."

2020-11-20 14:07:23 UTC  

Dwarves just douse everything in alcohol.

2020-11-20 14:07:46 UTC  

That is probably true.

2020-11-20 14:08:48 UTC  

Prechristian medicine here (norse), used onions and alcohol for sterile procedures. I imagine dwarfs, living side by side with my ancestors, picking up on this, or possibly the other way around.

2020-11-20 14:09:04 UTC  

Medical conditions in prechristian medicine was often named after known dwarfs.

2020-11-20 14:09:20 UTC  

[no, I am actully *not* making this up]