Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 454340497226596366


2018-06-07 17:21:03 UTC  

of course it's good but it's digital

2018-06-07 17:21:17 UTC  

he def didnt write the description

2018-06-07 17:22:19 UTC  

Point given

2018-06-07 17:22:59 UTC  

in front of me, 200x audi a6, and a 90s polo

2018-06-07 17:23:15 UTC  

the guy in the audi of course takes his arm out for whatever reason

2018-06-07 17:23:24 UTC  

the girl in the polo also takes her arm out, but to wave at him

2018-06-07 17:23:33 UTC  

he picks that up and waves back

2018-06-07 17:23:46 UTC  

weirdly wholesome

2018-06-07 17:24:13 UTC  

tfw will never be a chad enough to wave at girls

2018-06-07 17:24:29 UTC  

I expected some pointe about the a6

2018-06-07 17:24:47 UTC  

Nope, just autism again

2018-06-07 17:25:03 UTC  

girls would never wave at me in my rolla

2018-06-07 17:25:06 UTC  

only old men

2018-06-07 17:30:51 UTC  

I came, I saw, I came, I saw
I praise, the Lord, then break, the law

2018-06-07 17:31:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/454336663779409921/5160a5c.jpg

2018-06-07 17:33:37 UTC  

love that puppy pic

2018-06-07 17:39:30 UTC  

should i make the most out of the thinkpad while i can or should i keep it for later

2018-06-07 17:41:10 UTC  

are you implying youre going to sell it soon?

2018-06-07 17:43:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/454339746156511246/This_one_is_going_in_my_cringe_folder_0.jpg

2018-06-07 17:46:41 UTC  

Just had the first porn spider team meeting. The Head Of Software Engineering and the Head Of System Operations refined the backlog for the next two weeks

2018-06-07 17:46:55 UTC  

Nobody cares if you jerked off, dude

2018-06-07 17:46:58 UTC  

On it, preparations to make the system able to filter @sum just for you

2018-06-07 17:47:45 UTC  

>all of that is an euphenism

2018-06-07 17:51:23 UTC  

>An euphenism

2018-06-07 17:55:01 UTC  

I really hope that the porn spider team will make best use of this sprint and add features from the backlog such as filters, since the front-end seems to be doing fine but I can't really stress tess the back-end part due to it not meeting consumer demands in 2018

2018-06-07 17:55:48 UTC  

Scratch that, I haven't seen yet the commisioned work for pornspider appear on the website, I'm thinking the front-end might have made a glitch that can't sort through the logos

2018-06-07 17:57:04 UTC  

@porco if you need windows system admin for pornspider I happen to know just the right guy

2018-06-07 17:58:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/454343440222912524/received_10155242372317447.jpeg

2018-06-07 17:59:04 UTC  

bought a raspberry pi start kit

2018-06-07 17:59:08 UTC  

came with a broken microsd card

2018-06-07 17:59:12 UTC  

well this was fun

2018-06-07 17:59:17 UTC  

```js
function filterWindows() {
if (userAgent == "Windows") window.location.replace("https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/imac-pro");
}
window.addEventListener('load', filterWindows() );```

2018-06-07 18:07:07 UTC  

>not showing interject pasta instead

2018-06-07 18:07:09 UTC  

One job

2018-06-07 18:08:01 UTC  

>buying rpi

2018-06-07 18:08:02 UTC  

lmao

2018-06-07 18:08:29 UTC  

The what pasta now

2018-06-07 18:11:40 UTC  

biggo thinko

2018-06-07 18:14:22 UTC  

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

2018-06-07 18:14:44 UTC  

@sum the gnu/Linux pasta