Message from @Jake

Discord ID: 458087908465836032


2018-06-18 01:56:47 UTC  

Dirty Bomb is actually a name of a game

2018-06-18 01:57:00 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-06-18 01:57:05 UTC  

All things Matthew will do for a two day old diner burger

2018-06-18 01:57:08 UTC  

I remember there was this one link that automatically googled stuff for you to put you in NSA list

2018-06-18 01:57:08 UTC  

so

2018-06-18 01:57:12 UTC  

what kinda burgers do u flip

2018-06-18 01:57:17 UTC  

mcdonalds, burger king?

2018-06-18 01:57:19 UTC  

Oh nigga

2018-06-18 01:57:19 UTC  

or somewhere more fancy

2018-06-18 01:57:24 UTC  

I got 1/3 angus

2018-06-18 01:57:25 UTC  

Government burgers

2018-06-18 01:57:26 UTC  

smash burger maybe

2018-06-18 01:57:27 UTC  

I got Turkey

2018-06-18 01:57:28 UTC  

5 guys?

2018-06-18 01:57:29 UTC  

I got Veggie

2018-06-18 01:57:34 UTC  

The burgers he flip he flips them so well that half are missing <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-18 01:57:38 UTC  

I got grilled chicken

2018-06-18 01:57:41 UTC  

do the customers ever get mad

2018-06-18 01:57:46 UTC  

They're veterans

2018-06-18 01:57:48 UTC  

when u serve them a burger that you've clearly taken a bite out of?

2018-06-18 01:57:48 UTC  

they're always mad

2018-06-18 01:58:01 UTC  

>getting called fat by the developer of the app I'm using

2018-06-18 01:58:03 UTC  

@Jake how did u know that he is fat

2018-06-18 01:58:05 UTC  

lads, I'm in heaven

2018-06-18 01:58:16 UTC  

i pulled up his data

2018-06-18 01:58:17 UTC  

So u guys read dms???

2018-06-18 01:58:18 UTC  

@Jake seriously can you see notes people make on users

2018-06-18 01:58:18 UTC  

and it said "FAT"

2018-06-18 01:58:21 UTC  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2018-06-18 01:58:21 UTC  

thats all the data said

2018-06-18 01:58:23 UTC  

it was just "FAT"

2018-06-18 01:58:24 UTC  

in red bold text

2018-06-18 01:58:29 UTC  

Imagine a big ass note next to random user

2018-06-18 01:58:33 UTC  

Its cool because he is american

2018-06-18 01:58:38 UTC  

He doesnt have any rights

2018-06-18 01:58:41 UTC  

Nor privacy

2018-06-18 01:58:47 UTC  

JAKE, CHANGE IT TO "FAT DICK"

2018-06-18 01:58:48 UTC  

Data was so huge his body occupied the whole file

2018-06-18 01:58:59 UTC  

Needing a whole server just to store his data

2018-06-18 01:59:04 UTC  

>fat microdick