Just DM telegram links

Imagine being paid to read through the whole database of messages from Discord

select * from discord.dm

The deep and very important discussions between 12 yos on which teacher has the best ass and tits

Does the NSA have a list of words that you have to alert them to if passed through your "database"?

no

we don't look at message content

DIRTY BOMB, ASSASSINATION, URANIUM

*User has been banned.*

Dirty Bomb is actually a name of a game

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

All things Matthew will do for a two day old diner burger

I remember there was this one link that automatically googled stuff for you to put you in NSA list

so

what kinda burgers do u flip

mcdonalds, burger king?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/333930/Dirty_Bomb/

Oh nigga

or somewhere more fancy

I got 1/3 angus

Government burgers

smash burger maybe

I got Turkey

5 guys?

I got Veggie

The burgers he flip he flips them so well that half are missing <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I got grilled chicken

do the customers ever get mad

They're veterans

when u serve them a burger that you've clearly taken a bite out of?

they're always mad

>getting called fat by the developer of the app I'm using

@Jake how did u know that he is fat

lads, I'm in heaven

i pulled up his data

So u guys read dms???

@Jake seriously can you see notes people make on users

and it said "FAT"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats all the data said

it was just "FAT"