One of the easoest ways to get caught is to sell murder victims belongings

@Pawp HELP

Did you zip tie your wingwang and cant get it off

Close

The not only forgot to charge me for the zip ties they sent, they sent TWO MORE packets of them

So now I have three free orders of zipties

This seems to happen occasionally, some sort of glitch in thier system. Enjoy your free shit, I guess

Also I fixed my washing machine

This calls for a drink

...

You sure about that

I am almost out of applejack and I was planning to.save some to compare to other ones

So maybe

Applejack is legitimately and objectively the worst pony

What?

Yowhats up

I was getting dressed

Matt ziptied his wingwang

And can't get it off

Help him

But. I only wear dress pants. I can't

Just swallow if you dont want to make a mess

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So. John

Sell me stuff

John, how loud are you when you climax?

I assume you live alone, so you must really let loose

http://s.aliexpress.com/NZ3QnUfi?

gay

Am going to ask if I can buy them undrilled, want to make tiny nooses for them and hang them that way

It is, also edgy @Deleted User

T-that's real bone?

That could be doggo, John

Nah

Dog bone isnt thick enough

Probably cow or waterbuffalo

Damn. John's link crashed Bluetooth

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Spooky

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