Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 459489270546169858


2018-06-21 21:28:16 UTC  

#JustJewIt

2018-06-21 21:31:38 UTC  

capitalism ho

2018-06-21 21:32:20 UTC  

I swear all those posts praising this game were true I guess

2018-06-21 21:32:29 UTC  

I mean it might be mine buyers remorse but I find it fun

2018-06-21 21:32:50 UTC  

Like those dungeons raids are not that trash as like it would make this game a big one trick pony

2018-06-21 21:33:03 UTC  

Now the question is, do I buy a statue for 4k or not

2018-06-21 21:35:59 UTC  

its okay it quickly goes downhill

2018-06-21 21:36:12 UTC  

oh?

2018-06-21 21:41:17 UTC  

Okay that young girl can go fuck off

2018-06-21 21:41:34 UTC  

If she can't pay 116% of item value then I have no need for poor trash like her in my shop

2018-06-21 22:17:12 UTC  

What the fuck are you nerds talking about

2018-06-21 22:17:55 UTC  

Also
>trading game
>most of your stock is shit you find on the ground / graverob

2018-06-21 22:19:29 UTC  

Worst pawn stars simulator 0/10

2018-06-21 22:21:47 UTC  

>implying finding random shit you find on the ground isnt worth picking up

2018-06-21 22:21:58 UTC  

This is not capitalism

2018-06-21 22:35:09 UTC  

@johnfrum I would've thought a game about selling the belongings of your victims would be right up your alley

2018-06-21 22:45:21 UTC  

One of the easoest ways to get caught is to sell murder victims belongings

2018-06-21 22:45:21 UTC  

@Pawp HELP

2018-06-21 22:45:38 UTC  

Did you zip tie your wingwang and cant get it off

2018-06-21 22:45:44 UTC  

Close

2018-06-21 22:46:18 UTC  

The not only forgot to charge me for the zip ties they sent, they sent TWO MORE packets of them

2018-06-21 22:46:29 UTC  

So now I have three free orders of zipties

2018-06-21 22:47:01 UTC  

This seems to happen occasionally, some sort of glitch in thier system. Enjoy your free shit, I guess

2018-06-21 22:47:20 UTC  

Also I fixed my washing machine

2018-06-21 22:47:29 UTC  

This calls for a drink

2018-06-21 22:47:33 UTC  

...

2018-06-21 22:47:39 UTC  

You sure about that

2018-06-21 22:48:08 UTC  

I am almost out of applejack and I was planning to.save some to compare to other ones

2018-06-21 22:48:17 UTC  

So maybe

2018-06-21 22:48:50 UTC  

Applejack is legitimately and objectively the worst pony

2018-06-21 22:48:59 UTC  

What?

2018-06-21 22:49:01 UTC  

Yowhats up

2018-06-21 22:49:09 UTC  

I was getting dressed

2018-06-21 22:49:10 UTC  

Matt ziptied his wingwang

2018-06-21 22:49:15 UTC  

And can't get it off

2018-06-21 22:49:20 UTC  

Help him

2018-06-21 22:49:32 UTC  

But. I only wear dress pants. I can't

2018-06-21 22:49:57 UTC  

Just swallow if you dont want to make a mess

2018-06-21 22:49:59 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-21 22:50:05 UTC  

🍌

2018-06-21 22:50:15 UTC  

So. John