Oh
Ronery nerds digging themselves into financial ruin, hoping a wamen will say hi to them before they have to start living on the street.
Import gf, stream dashcam plus her reactions
Wait no she'd have to drive
Or call me her Uber that kindly agreed to streaming the dashcam
Nah, if I want something done well I should do it myself
Becoming a woman that is
That's easy.
Sign up for the next GDQ and you're halfway there.
What should I speedrun
Ur life
Shit
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getting
over
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^woah dis guy is a real pro speedrunner
π²
speed run deez nutz!
1. Put a niche af title as a speedrunning entry
2. Arrive at the place, notice the game wasnt prepared
3. "No worries I can speedrun sth else, pls put the speedrun timer at 23 years"
>speedrunning driving in poland >as in going home from work >current wr is around 25 minutes
100% is adhering to all the traffic laws
Any% lets you break rules
I could probably get down to 10 minutes if I ignored the lights, signs and buslanes
I would make many people angry, but it's not impossible
Haven't had coffee in a while
Weeb coffee too?!
If you're a weeb, be serious about it
isnt it all powdered instant coffee
It's not instant coffee π‘
It's normal grinded beans conveniently packaged
@Tervy trannys kill themselves at mostly the same rate post and pre op
>not grindin ur own beans
@spaqin save even more time and ignore pedestrians
I do that already
@Joldberg
