I want to kiss you on the mouth until you like it

sorry i dont fuck fat people

You won't be fucking me

I'll be fucking YOU

with what muscle???

My man, I guaran-fucking-tee you that I'm stronger than you are

Now kiss

(especially in the legs)

how many plates do u squat

However many the buffet will let me

huohhhhh

i forgot u are squating when u walk

huoohh

The sheath of fat that surrounds my cock moves when I walk, so it feels like constant penetration. I pity you skinny folk

Gercucks made this happen

@johnfrum how can you dislike driving I'm filing you under "not real human"

@porco saving this meme

operation coal finished for now

totalled at around 55-ish up and downs so 110 buckets

Not sure how much KG per bucket only know they were 10L buckets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP40AZDGIvI

@Cole doing it for a long time makes my eyes blurry and its boring

I can go for 12 hours straight with only fuel and piss breaks and I'm still enjoying it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@sum

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Isn't a liter pretty much a kilo?

Yeah but each piece of coal has different shape

So it's not full load

So who the fuck knows

Yeah but approximately

@Cole I can do the same thing but with fucking

@Matthew too bad you don't have _a car_

But I do

It just has a chip in the windshield. I'm sitting in the safelite windshield repair place right now drinking a shitty k-cup hot chocolate

@Matthew a car to fuck

>his dick is thin enough to fit into an exhaust pipe

I'm packing a 4Loko can, my boy. Except even less healthy for you

Is it legal if I modify my Miata to blink one of the headlights with the blinker

Sounds sketchy