Message from @Millwood

Discord ID: 462900382537089025


2018-07-01 08:05:28 UTC  

Good shit

2018-07-01 08:17:52 UTC  

My body hates me after biking 40km around Amsterdam

2018-07-01 08:18:00 UTC  

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-07-01 08:18:25 UTC  

Happy Canada day losers

2018-07-01 08:18:36 UTC  

my body hates me either way

2018-07-01 08:18:39 UTC  

or is it my mind

2018-07-01 08:18:47 UTC  

the body is just there for the long ride

2018-07-01 08:19:02 UTC  

There's a skeleton inside trying to escape

2018-07-01 08:19:08 UTC  

spooky

2018-07-01 08:19:22 UTC  

💀

2018-07-01 08:20:40 UTC  

I've been in Amsterdam but I didn't see a Shrek biking around

2018-07-01 08:20:51 UTC  

is a big city

2018-07-01 08:21:07 UTC  

Do you live in Amsterdam?

2018-07-01 08:21:10 UTC  

No

2018-07-01 08:21:23 UTC  

But I've been there like, 30 minutes ago

2018-07-01 08:24:04 UTC  

Biking here is fun

2018-07-01 08:27:05 UTC  

@Matthew my lad

2018-07-01 08:36:39 UTC  

tfw been having dreams about that xiaomi bike

2018-07-01 08:40:37 UTC  

I'm on a bus, how do I piss in the bottle without anyone noticing?

2018-07-01 08:40:46 UTC  

you dont

2018-07-01 08:40:51 UTC  

Fug

2018-07-01 08:41:01 UTC  

the noise will give you away

2018-07-01 08:41:36 UTC  

Damn, if I had a tiny peener I could direct the stream to the wall

2018-07-01 08:45:07 UTC  

bottom form of average bottle would still make the splashing/running noise

2018-07-01 08:45:10 UTC  

quite obvious

2018-07-01 08:46:21 UTC  

There has to be a way

2018-07-01 08:59:36 UTC  

if you want you can do the oldschool napkin in the bottle to suck most of the noise/splash and just use backbag/hoodie cover the bottle while you do your thing

2018-07-01 08:59:53 UTC  

but enjoy the stares and sighs you get around you

2018-07-01 09:02:27 UTC  

Tbh only one guy can see me right now

2018-07-01 09:02:41 UTC  

But fuck it, I should arrive in 20 minutes

2018-07-01 09:12:52 UTC  

Thots btfo

2018-07-01 09:16:14 UTC  

selling your body should be illegal

2018-07-01 09:16:30 UTC  

this industry discriminates heavily towards males

2018-07-01 09:16:55 UTC  

the wage gap in adult entertainment is so skewed towards femoids its crazy and nobody thinks about it

2018-07-01 09:20:02 UTC  

what i like in this is that this mostly breaks those twitch/youtube whores "im not whore" "but i do sell my body for mone---donations"

2018-07-01 09:20:33 UTC  

people should tag themselves as "sex worker" if they are it

2018-07-01 09:20:49 UTC  

and not fucking act all innocent etc

2018-07-01 09:21:58 UTC  

if this fucks over twitch thots, I'm all for it.

2018-07-01 09:22:21 UTC  

if this fucks over actual content creators (game developers, artists, etc) then I'm against it.

2018-07-01 09:31:17 UTC  

why would it as long as nudity is not involved in patreon rewards